Ornithophobia

No Birds Allowed

[twisteddoodles]

[twisteddoodles]

‪Why does toast fall buttered-side down?

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you’re a kid,Tom is the villain.When you’re an adult,it’s Jerry

[just-shower-thoughts]

Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego.

[shittyidea]

Translate 50 shades of gray into klingon

[chrishallbeck]

Watch. maximumble.com

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if the afterlife was just people fighting to be reborn whenever a mother is about to give birth?

[setheverman]

lmao i love when people create fake wikipedia articles about things that clearly are not real… ummmm like, why doesn’t anyone remove this lmao?

[setheverman]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

[shittyidea]

Save your school IDs and look back on how ugly you’ve always been

[heckifiknowcomics]

COuld a baby do THIS?! *cries real hard then makes grabby hands for toy rabbit*

[shittyidea]

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[ornithophobia98-blog]

Me

[just-shower-thoughts]

1950: Stop reading your book and go outside! Reading for that long will make you short sighted! 2017: Get off the computer it’ll make your eyes hurt! Go read a book for a change.

[shittyidea]

Fall down the stairs to get down faster

[doodlerom]

When you find out your friend sold their soul to become a better artist