i dont even know man

anker ; she/her ; I only care about movies and good things in the universe; letterboxd: anker79

[thatsbelievable]

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[beggars-opera]

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

[cam1lla]

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar

[lonelyroommp3]

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

[beardedmrbean]

[official-german-puns]

Kannst du das sehen, Deutsche Bahn?

[anxietyproblem]

[sulfurrrr]

you did it you started the thing!!! the scariest part is over !!! okok noww get ready for the next scariest part: continuing it

[swordi001]

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

[hagiomoto]

[foone]

Baby, no... The sex is great, I'm just worried about why your leitmotif starts playing in a minor key whenever we get down to it.

[muppetshow2026]

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[neverwonderneverremember]

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

[beemovieerotica]

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

[livelovelaugh-777]