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About Me

You can call me Azz/Azazel or Salem

22 years old

May or may not post NSFW content just letting y'all know now

Asks welcome

t-valentines

saw a 'that old man' version and was compelled to make this. the og femslash

incorrectluxiem

LUXIEM WILL ALWAYS BE 5

❤️🧡💛💙💜

Ike Eveland, you will always be loved. Our virtual novelist, the blue Swedish metal man of sex. Ike will continue to be featured in incorrectluxiem posts and he will always be a part of Luxiem.

#ike eveland #luxiem #nijisanji #nijisanji en #nijien #vox akuma #mysta rias #luca kaneshiro #shu yamino #I keep losing everyone I love in niji en and im not sure how much more of this my heart can take

Doppio: Do you know how it feels to be hated by the Gods?

Ver: Please sir I work at Burger King.

#ver vermillion #doppio dropscythe #xsoliel #nijisanji #nijisanji en #nijien #niji en #nijisanji en incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

Finana: Tazumi pays me enough to be either helpful or heterosexual.

Finana: If he wants both, I need one hell of a raise.

#nijisanji #nijisanji en #nijien #niji en #nijisanji en incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #finana ryugu

Nina: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Enna: Can't relate.

Millie: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

#nijisanji #nijisanji en #nijien #niji en #nijisanji en incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #enna alouette #nina kosaka #millie parfait #ethyria

Elira: Are you an energy drink queer or an iced coffee queer?

Pomu: Piss.

#nijisanji #nijisanji en #nijien #niji en #nijisanji en incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Yes hello I am still alive. how are y'all.#pomu rainpuff #elira pendora #lazulight

Millie: Change is inedible.

Reimu: Don't you mean inevitable?

Millie, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

#nijisanji #nijisanji en #nijien #niji en #nijisanji en incorrect quotes #millie parfait #reimu endou

Maria: I need a girlfriend so we can spend Fall doing fun seasonal things like swallowing pumpkins whole and hunting down the scarecrow that murdered my uncle.

#nijisanji #nijisanji en #nijien #niji en #nijisanji en incorrect quotes #maria marionette #Sorry I haven't posted in forever. i promise im not dead

Reimu: Go to Hell!

Enna, tearing up: I wish I could.