Time shall compress... ...All existence denied

If I must die, I will die with an axe in my hand and a curse upon my lips.

[orunitia]

I hope Insatiable stops with the whole bi-bashing soon. I was loving the show until the whole "bi is a stop on the way to gay" shit ffs

[cosantiago]

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

[bulundu]

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

[orunitia]

So apparently I was about a year overdue getting my implant replaced which means I've been having unprotected sex for a year with 0 pregnancies. Hope this means I'm actually infertile or else I'm just extremely lucky 😂

Finally booked my smear as well tho so all is well

[becdecorbin]

for sale: a brain that combines unrelated songs unconsciously

[becdecorbin]

it exists

[becdecorbin]

this fucking post will be my bane

[orunitia]

I keep having to remind myself that losing weight in a healthy way takes time, but it doesn't stop me feeling annoyed that I lost 2lbs in 3 days and haven't lost anything since after a full week of exercising and CICO since...

I just want to be back at a healthy weight. I hate feeling sluggish and tired and out of breath just by walking

[orunitia]

This fuckin Alfie Evans thing has me all fucked up.

Literally just had to text my mum telling her to be careful and not to wear her scrubs going to work because this fuckin """army""" are gunna end up killing someone.

Imagine being the type of people to attack a childrens hospital just because of ONE child that is gunna die anyway. Imagine attacking hospital staff because you think theres a conspiracy(??)

People should not be afraid to go to work. Especially if their job is saving childrens lives. Smh making scousers look bad i stg.

[nega-spark]

[sketchysounds]

I want one!

[german-shenanigans]

Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again!

[valjar]

@peridotsofficialtwitteraccount, @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount

[mathematicallygay]

“is anyone there” bitch this some fnaf shit man i ain’t goin near that

[dnotive]

CONSIDER ME OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT

[clytaemnestragf]

house stark + wolf pupy

[leethompkins-old-deactivated202]

lgbt meme — [ 3/3 ] coming out scenes ↳ Are you okay with this? Of course I am. I love you. And I want you to be happy. And you should never be afraid to tell me anything about yourself.

[orunitia]

Great. I officially have the cold/flu thing that has spread around work.

But in other news CBD vape juice is so good but still not worth £30 for 10ml that will last me ~1week when i can buy a £20 bag of weed to last me ~2 months but yeah

[orunitia]

I'm a lonely science queer.

I've sufficiently scienced today by doing assignments for 8 hours straight at a computer in college.

Tomorrow I'm going to lonely queer my arse to the cinema to see love, simon because I need me some gay

[orunitia]

Dude who doesn't believe non binary people exist, makes "I identify as an attack helicopter" jokes, makes nazi jokes because it's "satire" but literally just comes off as a fucking nazi to anyone around him (has literally posted pics of himself doing the nazi salute), has argued with me on queer issues even tho he's a cis het dude and I'm all kinds of queer (apparently I'm offending myself by identifying as such and he feels bad for me for being so uneducated on my own history LMFAO) and has told me he literally finds minorities at gigs/festivals to carry on his shoulders and "show off" to people because "thry are special and should be held above everyone else" (because that's TOTALLY not fetishistic and creepy to single people out because "OH HEY you are X let me use you as an accessory and not care about your welfare or if you just wanted to enjoy this show you fuckin came to and be left alone and not used as a prop) Did I mention this post came from a cis het white dude? Him basically: women are important and should be celebrated. Also him: Unless you're not oppressed enough, then stfu because I can't parade you around as woke points. Guess gay/bi/trans women can no longer speak on issues that affected them if thry are white and educated. They must suffer because the man said so.

[sarahseeandersen]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update: