Omjg stands for Oh My Jeff Goldblum

I draw. she/her, adult. more fandoms than life. ×Spanish and English× homosexualidad 24/7 oc tag: idiot scientists to lovers

[sacred-portal]

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[765576509880909575-deactivated2]

full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...

[765576509880909575-deactivated2]

[dark-fri3ren]

[hustlerose]

it's been a difficult past 20 years, as someone who doesn't like superheroes or star wars

[charl0ttan]

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

[dogpuppy]

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[orcaking]

Wishing you all a get more hairy and naked summer <3

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[charl0ttan]

[gaykomaegi]

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

[crystal-mouse]

Same image

[bushoutforbela]

Is this anything

[ghostofkathrine]

Bat vase by Richard Freiwald

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[mothcub]

The circle of life.

[mollyjames]

I'm not saying being used as a footstool by multiple women at once would fix me, but it couldn't hurt to try

[mollyjames]

Okay, so maybe it would hurt. But we still have to try

[mollyjames]

See that's the kind of forward thinking attitude we need at this company

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

I'M FIXING HER OKAY??

[mollyjames]

My babygirl is a champion 💖