Omjg stands for Oh My Jeff Goldblum

I draw. she/her, adult. more fandoms than life. ×Spanish and English× homosexualidad 24/7 oc tag: idiot scientists to lovers

[sacred-portal]

[hustlerose]

it's been a difficult past 20 years, as someone who doesn't like superheroes or star wars

[charl0ttan]

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

[dogpuppy]

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[orcaking]

Wishing you all a get more hairy and naked summer <3

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[charl0ttan]

[gaykomaegi]

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

[crystal-mouse]

Same image

[bushoutforbela]

Is this anything

[ghostofkathrine]

Bat vase by Richard Freiwald

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[mothcub]

The circle of life.

[mollyjames]

I'm not saying being used as a footstool by multiple women at once would fix me, but it couldn't hurt to try

[mollyjames]

Okay, so maybe it would hurt. But we still have to try

[mollyjames]

See that's the kind of forward thinking attitude we need at this company

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

I'M FIXING HER OKAY??

[mollyjames]

My babygirl is a champion 💖

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@tartrazeen

[creatingblackcharacters]

Now ma'am. You know I'm not looking at that bowl of cereal you making.

[feralharpygirl]

airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hunt like prey

[transsexual-experiences]

reading progressive sex ed caricatures with accurate and detailed and realistic diagrams of sexual organs + shows their variation, but all i can think about is how there is no discussion of what srs is besides the fact that it exists

[transsexual-experiences]

how may people know the before and afters of vaginoplasty? phalloplasty? meta? how it works at all?

[transsexual-experiences]

this one has been passed around recently from the mayo clinic and that actually makes me so happy because how many of transfeminine people are aware of what their options even look like?

there’s a diagram for phallo and meta from springer link(i believe) and. honestly i’d never seen these before and i dont think i’ve ever seen any diagrams. i know vaguely because of reading papers or listening to people talk about their experience but i’ve never seen it, yk? it makes me more confident in my choice to get meta when i’m older

[yooleebird]

There’s a website called Transbucket that has a whole archive of before and after photos, surgery costs, surgeon names and locations, and general feedback on complications, sensation, everything. It’s been around for at least a decade, and there are photos of some folks five or eight years down the line. It’s organized by procedure, and it’s very comprehensive. It’s NSFW of course but it’s an amazing resource!!!

Are you considering or have had transition care? | Transbucket.com

[catboybiologist]

Demystify transition! Break irrational medical fear!

[virtualgirladvance]

remember: if it was truely bad then haters wouldn't try so hard to make you not to, they don't have your best interests in mind