frog boy frog boy frog boy

my name is ashy, im an adult, i love my mutuals

[kosmogrl]

[dogpuppy]

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[nohoperadio]

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[1nspiredlife]

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[lakevida]

ive got a little secret about the circumstances under which these sentences as well were arranged

[mildmayfoxe]

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

[kooldewd123]

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[strange-aeons]

[miiilowo]

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[pinabunny]

can i post this on twitter.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[tulipseason]

a canceled tv show is a kind of dead wife