honestly i get the impulse to make xisuma the server dad or the Big Scary Admin, but this is the devil speaking to you. don’t do it. he is Floppy and he is Pathetic and he Does Not Want Responsibility In Any Form, and this is categorically a hundred times funnier as a character option than dadsuma or adminsuma.
like. things you can do with this:
if there’s an Actual Problem, X being the last to know. if it’s an argument/fighting thing, people go to etho. if it needs weird, dubiously-wise arbitration, joe. if the game is breaking, doc. etc. etc. but xisuma is like absolutely bottom of the “to call” list and therefore has no idea what’s going on ever
just absolutely no fear of him whatsoever. X is like “don’t do that or i’ll kick you” and everyone’s like “lmao ok”
everyone being fiercely tender and protective over him, partly because they appreciate him doing all the admin shit he has to do despite not really being typical Admin Material, but also because everyone else violently does not want to have to be the new admin
xisuma, when faced with an Admin Problem that requires Admin Solutions, being just absolutely, phenomenally miserable. shaken piece of laminate. cat that had an unexpected bath. dog who heard the word “vets”. just sad and lightly pathetic the whole time. he can do the admin stuff, sure, but he’ll be :( about it the whole time.
crossovers (mcc, dream smp, whatever) where someone’s like “what would your admin say/do?” as some kind of argument-ender, and the hermits collectively look at one another and shrug and go “…’not my problem’, probably?”
also crossovers where someone’s like “you need to assert dominance or one of them will try and take over” and xisuma’s like “…are you aware how much paperwork this server requires. absolutely no one else is going to do that. none of them have legible handwriting. i don’t even think half of them have a signature. at least three of them can’t read. absolutely no one wants to run this server, me included”
tl;dr more woeful, beleagured, mildly pathetic xisuma in fic pls. he warms my cold dead heart. i want to put a towel in the tumble dryer to warm it up and then wrap it around him gently.
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