victoire summers

(she/her) 21 - just 3 hyperfixations in a trench coat ~ writing blog : @hereyeswerestars my ao3 read my most recent story!

[oscula-sucre]

hii i’m ur average disaster bi (she/her) n sometimes i write stuff ! check out @hereyeswerestars on ao3 n tumblr if ur interested :) k bye !

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Two days in a row and still nothing! And a couple weeks ago, AND again a few days before that. give me my thunderstorm!!!

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Hmm.

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It did not.

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100% chance of precipitation? right now and for the rest of the day?? Well you said that 2 hours ago and it's still sunny out

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Well it wasn't nothing, but that was definitely only sample sized. The kind of portion of thunderstorm they'd give you in a little paper cup at the grocery store to entice you into buying the full thing.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

It's done this twice in the past week, and once we got some big clouds and a bit of strong wind and some thunder, but then nothing happened. Please. take away the humidity.

[gaslit-dipshits]

[appalachian-werewolf]

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[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

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I love a highly specific pet advert

[sophsun1]

The Muppet Show (1976 – 1981)

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"LIAR LIAR" 1997, dir. Tom Shadyac

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[humanfist]

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[les-fleur]

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

[enchantedbook]

"Waltz (ghost and cat)" by Tetsuhiro Wakabayashi

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[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

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[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[rapidashrider]

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

[whereserpentswalk]

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

[powerburial]

you could do awesome stuff in the year 2010 you could make a fat nasty burger that drips sauce and tastes bad and make a commercial where you say "the burger so nasty... only a mother could love it. are you mom enough?" and its called the MothaLova Burga and this can only happen in 2010

[epileptiform]

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

[epileptiform]

they are deserving of love