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22 | he/they

[miss-wizard]

now now, puppy... that sounded like a velar plosive. and good puppies dont use velar plosives, do they?

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[orcboxer]

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

[orcboxer]

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[hamster-is-tired]

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

[memewhore]

[raviolireptile]

Brainfart

Inspired by my wonderful friends under the cut

@sde5ai

[raviolireptile]

They made it work

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[orbiten]

Symbolic petrova lines around Ryland Grace's neck PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026, Phil Lord & Christopher Miller)

[mlpoutofcontext]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

[dogpuppy]

[catgirl-kaiju]

so what if we took this simple appealing logo that not only uses our iconic map pin icon, but utilizes our brand colors in a pattern evocative of roads on a map and replaced it with the late 2000s mac rainbow pinwheel after an incident involving a hole punch

[transarsonist]

they straight up fucked her till she gaped and her makup was smeared,

[yellbug]

modesty

[eatmorebikes]

[dogpuppy]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[my-dailydreams]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]