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yello! doing a post for me (and anybody really) to check out by tags:

1. BY CONTENT IG

#shitpost (anything that was written by me specifically)

#fic reblog

#art reblog

#art (honestly don't know why I tag some posts as "art" and some as "art reblog"... it just be like that sometimes)

#exophilia

#love (assortment of: yearning and other shit, also horkneeness)

#literature

#history (maybe a few? post, love me a slutty Marcus Antonius)

2. BY FANDOM (just the biggest, there can be a few posts from others too)

#naruto

#dragon age

#mass effect

#bnha

#exophilia (because it deserves to be mentioned twice)

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as of now posts til September 2019 are tagged and the April 2021 (i am working on the tagging, kind of)

valtsv

i need more fiction especially period fantasy and sci-fi fiction to start writing psychotic characters who aren't just stock cartoon ideas of madness, or reinforcing the idea that psychosis is an exclusively modern and middle-class phenomenon. not just sinister assassins and mad kings and lunatic sorcerers and lobotomised prophets, i want the conventionally attractive magic sword wielding knight in shining armour hero protagonist from a little village in the middle of nowhere to be delusional and dysfunctional too. i want elves and dwarves and dragons and princesses with personality disorders on my desk by tomorrow morning.

valtsv

and for the love of god enough of this using psychosis as a trope to subvert audience expectations bullshit. you are not and will never be shakespeare's hamlet and the reason hamlet works as well as he does is because he's psychotic for reals. if you write a mad protagonist fucking commit to it or die.

abbiistabbii

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

#this is so great honestly!#sadly me hobbyless tho except i try not to be a mean person

sweetsanguineseraph

ex-catholic bitches want a sex dungeon that looks like a gothic chapel.

#hell yeah

victusinveritas

Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.

Circa 1640, sketch

British Museum, London

carpe-mamilia

There’s a drawing by Rembrandt, I think it’s the greatest drawing ever done. It’s in the British Museum and it’s of a family teaching a child to walk, so it’s a universal thing, everybody has experienced this or seen it happen. Everybody. I used to print out Rembrandt drawings big and give them to people and say: “If you find a better drawing send it to me. But if you find a better one it will be by Goya or Michelangelo perhaps.” But I don’t think there is one actually. It’s a magnificent drawing, magnificent.

(David Hockney)

ocelotonatrain

The head donut is the baby proofing. We put rubber over sharp corners, they put a donut on the baby’s head.

The one below is from the Met and is from the early 19th century. As you can see in the drawing, the design didn’t change much from Rembrandt’s time. According to the Met, they were called bumpers or pudding caps.

#art history #history

rlyehtaxidermist

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

capnsoapy

it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

capnsoapy

this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating

and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage

dovewithscales

Also primes you for awareness that there are a lot of people who like a lot of things you don’t like or even that make you uncomfortable, and that is okay, has nothing to do with their character, and is also none of your business.

fittingoutjane

It’s always good practice. Remember that minding your own business costs $0 and has numerous health benefits.

bulletstapes

“Having freaky friends to immunise you against moral panic” is a take so good I can’t believe I don’t hear it more often.

digitaldiscipline

"I have been attending the Devil's sacrament with you perverts for three weeks straight and you haven't awakened a fucking thing in me."

odekiisu

Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

shootingstars-or-airplanes

Hey this is a pretty cool approach maybe we should take that to the Internet instead of trying to invade the privacy of millions of adults because some parents can't parent their kids

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

apisashla

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

alpine-insurrection

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

harostar

lilithtransrights

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

burnt-to-cynders

lilithtransrights

momusu-saval-deactivated2024010

Always reblog this if you are cool

mayskalih

If I may suggest something for KisaSaku, maybe bring back some of the Anbu AU theme, it's one of my favorite aesthetic for these two. Sakura was having good fun protecting her man from Anbu :3