left alone unsupervised in the woods

23 • they/ them

[miamaimania]

“Swiss Knife Beetle” ✚ Victorinox Coleoptera

[hobohobgoblim]

I want!!!!!

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[polishkurapika]

[i-am-a-fish]

if you don't have water on standby when you're going to bed, you're doing it wrong. and if I can be brutally honest you suck at bedtime

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[flemmboyant]

this shouldn't be hidden in the comments:

[this-is-internoirism]

For the love of all things holy, please stop referring to anatomy as "Afab and Amab" anatomy. Call it a penis. Call it a vagina. Say uterus. Say peope with penises, people with vulvas, people with uteruses. Please, AFAB anatomy and AMAB anatomy means nothing.

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I loves her

[dogpuppy]

[qelflinq]

stop asking deserve questions (ex :do i deserve this, what did i do to deserve it) and start askingyourself BRUTAL questions (ex: how can i become more BRUTAL)

[oska-the-frog]

Somewhere in LA there are twin girls named Ammonia and Anemone I can just feel it

[echestnut]

GUYS THERE IS A CANONICAL LONG FURBY

[batavias]

the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[brunhiddensmusings]

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

[doubleca5t]

I think Gaylor is ridiculous, but at the same time, I do kinda feel like Travis Kelce is the exact dude to have a lavender marriage with as he does not seem astute enough to notice that he's married to a whole ass lesbian. This is less of a "Taylor is gay and I can prove it" thing and more of an "I cannot imagine being in a long-term relationship with Travis Kelce for legitimate reasons" thing, though.

The legitimate reasons to be married to Travis Kelce are actually extremely simple - it's cause he's big and buff and dumber than a sack of rocks. Don't you remember how much the man-likers on here talked about wanting a himbo? Is the natural extension of that not dating a man who's an all time great at his NFL position but doesn't know how to spell squirrel?

[doubleca5t]

The thoughts of a man who would go on to marry the welthiest female musician of all time. I believe you can draw a direct line from one to the other

[deadreckon-deactivated20230712]

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that