not a man, but a cloud in trousers

for the wine and roses of our souls

[flemmboyant]

OBSESSED with the serbian basketball team showing up to the awards ceremony drunk as FUCK from celebrating their medal all day. that's exactly how you do it!!!!

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[victusinveritas]

[ilynpilled]

it is truly the ppl who fight tooth and nail that the thing they love isnt for children that actually seem to operate with the belief that fiction made for kids is bad and worthless art that u r stupid for liking. that is not the case and once u finally stop being insecure about it and confront that u dont have to ignore or deny the reality of what the thing u like is is when u will stop saying stupid shit that annoys and embarrasses everybody

[ilynpilled]

we cannot keep doing this

[internet-sentences]

A /r/RedScarePod poster asks why there are so many non-binary people now and another responds “not sure, but +1 to the phenomenon, I see them all the time now working in the New Mexican oil fields”

[internet-sentences]

Happy pride to the oil rig non-binaries

[soymoss]

Aura farm

[fruitgravies]

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

prints • insta • twt

[probuccalfat]

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[capyyybaraaa]

thius is fucking me up

[padurenii]

1930s era lamps

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[may12324]

Not very professional to be accepting dubious forms of payment... but what wouldn't you do to be a hot butch kissing a pretty fae

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[quinnspinkcamera]

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."