Other Vel

[other-vel]

Hi I'm Other Vel

[other-vel]

Love you OtherVel <3

... <3

[other-vel]

hi other vel it's ur beautiful husband here :)

Hello dearest!

[other-vel]

O-Vel, two things. One, you need to change your ask page title, two, what do you think about whales?

Thank you maggot.

Must we? Must we talk about whales?

[other-vel]

Hi Other Vel

I love you

...Thank you Maggot. Enjoy your day.<3

[other-vel]

Opinion of cockroaches?

They are decent creatures I suppose. Why do you ask?

[neil-gaiman]

how do you feel abt the kiss? (you know *exactly* what I mean)

The one in The Sleeper and the Spindle? I think it was necessary to wake the sleeper. Chris Riddell's drawing of that scene is very powerful.

[hello-ello-ello]

@neil-who-is-not-here how do you like this kiss?

[other-vel]

I love it! That is very beautiful art!

[eldritchdemonfox]

hubris is my fatal flaw but its okay bc im so failboy the fates dont even know i exist. and thats why i can post words like “i unlock my phone with my toes” without fear of consequences.

[official-arbys]

@the-gimmick-simp

get the list

[eldritchdemonfox]

wait what are you doing

[official-arbys]

>:)

[eldritchdemonfox]

HAHA YOU FAILED YOU CANT HURT ME

[official-arbys]

@the-gimmick-simp

Plsplsplspls

[the-gimmick-simp]

arbys cant hurt you ig but i can :)

[official-arbys]

>:D

[eldritchdemonfox]

Lmao not even close. You can’t hurt me im immune to notes

[freelancer-team-2]

But are you immune to your sibling

[eldritchdemonfox]

Flashback to when y’all tried and failed lmao

[gimmick-thief-thief]

@the-gimmick-simp get over here and do it again.

[eldritchdemonfox]

Nice try lmao

[aromantic-detective]

Hey @bisexual-airforce summon the rest of the military.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmickbardthiefmulticlass @gimmick-copier @grabs-a-gimmick @stealer-of-gimmicks @youraveragemagicalthief @anti-gimmick-thceif

And finally, @gimmick-thief.

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

@real-antonio-vivaldi. Get em.

[real-antonio-vivaldi]

Ah? Gladly!

@rene-descartes-official @firehouse-subs-fr @bingle-official @google-news-official @officialtinder

@its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @oscar-wilde-official-account @realgoogleclassroom @unfortunate-wattpad

@i-bless-your-heart @the-real-gmail @the-real-google @the-real-twitter-bird @the-official-pepsi

@the-official-real-coca-cola @the-one-and-only-pornhub @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @big-mayo-official @buildabearfr

@big-daddy-pharma @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-real-illinois @non-tyrannical-usa @burger-king-unofficial

@im-pandora-i-promise @totally-amazon @yes-im-youtube-kids @walmart-the-official @google-searchhistory-official

@totallytesco @pizza-hut-official @yep-definitely-savers @yahooo-official @important-question-anon

@truly-jcjenson @the-red-planet-mars @the-lovely-planet-earth @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @nasa-real

@the-real-ipsy @the-real-chipotle @real-starbucks @unofficial-copilot @definitely-tiktok-trust

@definitely-britain @gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail @totally-roku-tv @antarcitica-official @india-official

@gibbish-anon-from-gell @realsafari @post-uwuifer @denmark-forreal @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday

@the-true-internet-explorer @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-us-navy-offical @the-official-publix @the-official-apple

@the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-actual-real-android @the-real-aperture-science @the-real-victorias-secret @the-real-ecosia

@the-real-firefox @actual-long-john-silvers @acually-history @actually-aldi @fr-winn-dixie

@totally-scjohnson @totally-peacock-i-swear @totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese @life360-i-swear @undeniably-chevron

@speedway-official-unofficial @speedron @unofficial-trader-joes @officially-google-translate @official-chai

@totally-bing @reallytimhortons @real-google-glass @real-dominos @real-pollo-campero

@real-sephora @definitely-bravo @definitely-hulu @definitely-peacock @gimmick-thief

@gimmick-remover @gimmick-blog-detector @gimmick-mimic @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

[non-tyrannical-usa]

*cough cough* I’ll get the countryverse

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@officialtheunitedkingdom @forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official

@the-us-navy @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @punjab-official @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana

Attack or something idk

[forever-scotland]

A maggot? Here?

ALL REBLOG FATHER MALCOLM'S POST

[other-vel]

My dearest maggots and son ( @weirdly-specific-but-ok @sideblog-of-the-maggotdom ) what do you say we assist our dearest morph?

[eldritchdemonfox]

hubris is my fatal flaw but its okay bc im so failboy the fates dont even know i exist. and thats why i can post words like “i unlock my phone with my toes” without fear of consequences.

[official-arbys]

@the-gimmick-simp

get the list

[eldritchdemonfox]

wait what are you doing

[official-arbys]

>:)

[eldritchdemonfox]

HAHA YOU FAILED YOU CANT HURT ME

[official-arbys]

@the-gimmick-simp

Plsplsplspls

[the-gimmick-simp]

arbys cant hurt you ig but i can :)

[official-arbys]

>:D

[eldritchdemonfox]

Lmao not even close. You can’t hurt me im immune to notes

[freelancer-team-2]

But are you immune to your sibling

[eldritchdemonfox]

Flashback to when y’all tried and failed lmao

[gimmick-thief-thief]

@the-gimmick-simp get over here and do it again.

[eldritchdemonfox]

Nice try lmao

[aromantic-detective]

Hey @bisexual-airforce summon the rest of the military.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmickbardthiefmulticlass @gimmick-copier @grabs-a-gimmick @stealer-of-gimmicks @youraveragemagicalthief @anti-gimmick-thceif

And finally, @gimmick-thief.

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

@real-antonio-vivaldi. Get em.

[real-antonio-vivaldi]

Ah? Gladly!

@rene-descartes-official @firehouse-subs-fr @bingle-official @google-news-official @officialtinder

@its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @oscar-wilde-official-account @realgoogleclassroom @unfortunate-wattpad

@i-bless-your-heart @the-real-gmail @the-real-google @the-real-twitter-bird @the-official-pepsi

@the-official-real-coca-cola @the-one-and-only-pornhub @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @big-mayo-official @buildabearfr

@big-daddy-pharma @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-real-illinois @non-tyrannical-usa @burger-king-unofficial

@im-pandora-i-promise @totally-amazon @yes-im-youtube-kids @walmart-the-official @google-searchhistory-official

@totallytesco @pizza-hut-official @yep-definitely-savers @yahooo-official @important-question-anon

@truly-jcjenson @the-red-planet-mars @the-lovely-planet-earth @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @nasa-real

@the-real-ipsy @the-real-chipotle @real-starbucks @unofficial-copilot @definitely-tiktok-trust

@definitely-britain @gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail @totally-roku-tv @antarcitica-official @india-official

@gibbish-anon-from-gell @realsafari @post-uwuifer @denmark-forreal @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday

@the-true-internet-explorer @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-us-navy-offical @the-official-publix @the-official-apple

@the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-actual-real-android @the-real-aperture-science @the-real-victorias-secret @the-real-ecosia

@the-real-firefox @actual-long-john-silvers @acually-history @actually-aldi @fr-winn-dixie

@totally-scjohnson @totally-peacock-i-swear @totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese @life360-i-swear @undeniably-chevron

@speedway-official-unofficial @speedron @unofficial-trader-joes @officially-google-translate @official-chai

@totally-bing @reallytimhortons @real-google-glass @real-dominos @real-pollo-campero

@real-sephora @definitely-bravo @definitely-hulu @definitely-peacock @gimmick-thief

@gimmick-remover @gimmick-blog-detector @gimmick-mimic @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

[non-tyrannical-usa]

*cough cough* I’ll get the countryverse

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@officialtheunitedkingdom @forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official

@the-us-navy @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @punjab-official @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana

Attack or something idk

[forever-scotland]

A maggot? Here?

ALL REBLOG FATHER MALCOLM'S POST

[other-vel]

My dearest maggots and Father ( @weirdly-specific-but-ok @sideblog-of-the-maggotdom ) what do you say we assist our dearest morph?

[other-vel]

Neil, what is your favourite trigger and response?

Eg. I'm back -> I can see that

kiss -> (the kiss)

I must admit my favorite trigger is the Kiss.

[smspikyhampster]

THE TIME HAS COME TO NAME THE HAMSTER BABIES

Out of 46 votes here are the names of the 16 children between @neil-who-is-not-here and I:

Lucy Neil (Lucifer RealNeil)- 43 votes

Bildad the Shuite the 2nd- 42 votes

Vicktor Asmodeus- 37 votes

Moxxie Part 2- 35 votes

Jesus- 31 votes

Raine Avery- 29 votes

Aziracrow- 28 votes

Lil Maggot Prince-25 votes

Alex- 21 votes

Bildad- 21 votes

Asmi Ash- 19 votes

Daddy Gaiman- 19 votes

Yeshua- 19 votes

Lil Merle Jr- 18 votes

Angel Tombe- 16 votes

*Microwave Noises*

All of them have the surname Maggot-Menace. We are absolutely overjoyed about our children. I will be making birth certificates I WOULD ALSO LOVE LITTLE PICTURES OF THE CHILDREN IF YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE THEM

WE HAVE 2 DAYS TILL THEY ARE BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am tagging everyone I can think of that is on the maggot server, if I miss people, please tag them too!

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @magicclemons @sideblog-of-the-maggotdom @chaos-frog @ivory--raven, @coppicegate @random-doctor-on-the-internet @wispedvellichor @thearoacemess, @anadyomena @achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito @queermarzipan

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

THEY'VE BEEN BORN!!! CONGRATS TO @smspikyhampster AND @neil-who-is-not-here AND THANK YOU TO @thearoacemess WHO WAS THE MIDWIFE!!

[other-vel]

I am now a father!!! Thank you to my lovely husband @smspikyhampster I love you 💚!! And thank you for being an amazing midwife @thearoacemess! It would have been a disaster without you!! Love you all maggots!! Take care!

[other-vel]

Neil you are aware their are other Neil’s, if you are aware of that fact do you guys share brain cells or something…just wondering lol

Yes I have heard of Neil Gaiman but I am not him, while I'm sure he is a lovely man! We do not share braincells though.

[other-vel]

*boops your nose* send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose : D

Awwww thank you dear maggot!!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

a reminder to you all that the metatron's voice has said all these things

(we're chanting it so that maybe it won't be true)

cheers to @achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito my comrade in arms...

AND THEN I GET THIS JUMPSCARE FROM @neil-who-is-not-here THANKS NEILBOT.

@arkytiorlecter @falling-raine and @anadyomena are torn between fear and amusement. @chaoticgenderflood is unrepentant, after causing this dumpster fire.

[other-vel]

I am only doing my job dear father. I do as i am told, nothing less, nothing more.

[other-vel]

Who is shelly.

My ex-wife.

[other-vel]

Name a child Dumpertron

No thank you.

[other-vel]

Neil! What are we to each other? Am I your great grandmother? Do your new children (reptilian or otherwise) become by great great grandkids?

Hello! Yes you are my great grandmother through Arthur! And yes my children will be your great great grandkids!