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[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[horreurscopes]

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

[another-exclus]

Vampires can come out earlier

[daddys-blunt-little-instrument]

One sexy reason

[gundambarbatos]

Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

[jui-ci-fer]

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[popsunner]

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

[popsunner]

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

[crim-bat]

I’m not sorry

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite Star Wars post

[scaia]

hi, my name is ezra. i’m 21 and terminally ill, and this past week my health has taken a very dangerous turn.

on monday, october 28, i went to work in the morning like usual. everything was fine and normal. i got home and decided to take a nap, since i was pretty tired. this is plenty normal for me, since i suffer from pretty heavy chronic fatigue. however, when i woke up, i didn’t know who i was, where i was, who my partner and roommates were. i could barely stumble out to the living room, and i couldn’t even hold a glass of water to try and sip from it. i suddenly have a lazy eye i’ve never had. ever since that day, i’ve been struggling with basic mobility on my right side and forgetting nearly everything. i wake up most mornings and barely know my own name.

wednesday night, it was bad enough that my roommate made me go to the emergency room. there was and still is high suspicion that i had a stroke. my CT scan came back clear, but i was told that doesn’t mean i didn’t stroke or am not going to have a stroke. i tried to go back to work, but i can barely sit up or type and i worked a desk job. i had no choice but to resign. it sucks, but i worked at a computer and this post already has taken me 3 days to type.

i have to make an emergency neurologist appointment to get an MRI. the biggest worry now is that i had a stroke, but it could be a multitude of serious issues. it’s scary.

i’m using this post to ask for help. i have medical bills now, plus just...the cost of living (rent, electricity, phone, etc) since i’m leaving my job. anything helps, and even if you can’t help a reblog does wonders. kind messages are also very appreciated. i may not respond, but i do keep nice messages to look at when i need them.

here’s my paypal, cashapp, ko-fi, gofundme and my venmo is @scaia.

thank you for reading

[mamoru]

my dear friend is in a lot of trouble and getting worse fast. they are actively trying to get disability and medicaid but keep getting denied due to their age, even though so many sick and disabled people are relatively young. these services are heavily flawed and leave so many to suffer like my friend. please consider helping ezra out. nobody deserves this and they are fighting for every breath in a country that is forcing them to keep begging for the right to even try to live longer

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[theinturnetexplorer]

[otonomathecrow]

@kirimizi

[kurlyfryz]

Mickey Mouse says:

[draconicmonsterfucker-deactivat]

I'm bad at art but someone make some "help Hong kong" art with micky, get it goin

[kurlyfryz]

Is this what you're looking for?

[kurlyfryz]

Hey, boost this? Actually?

[paper-mario-wiki]

realizing that the government of the second most populated country on the planet could be swayed by a single company's withdrawal is a source of existential horror i didnt need tonight

[timsutton]

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

[fatphrodite]

[turing-tested]

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

[moonpaw]

link

👀

[moonpaw]

you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system

[moonpaw]

im back with clip paint studio

setup crack

download these two then setup paint studio right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location” copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok open paint studio

good 2 go 👌

[wet-paiint]

REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE

[goluckydanny]

@faun-songs @jeongmihyo

[potaders-deactivated20240218]

I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life

adobe animate:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-UdrA23VmgT4lM7cTr1C9LaOHzNl5hWS/view

[rk-1k]

[guide-to-arting-p-good]

Not every artist can afford up to hundreds of dollars in programs. Take these and make something great!

[sugarpumkin-deactivated20250714]

Anyone who needs free program!

[timmlart]

oh i’m doing this

[shoyowo]

Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

[shoyowo]

Remember when NYT mocked India for this very thing and an TOI (a major indian newspaper) responded with this? :)

They were being racist asf and we were till respectful literally fuck you if you think ‘third world counties’ can’t be better than you

[shoyowo]

white people can and should reblog this

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

and shout out to the women engineers integral to the launch

“Indian staff from the Indian Space Research Organisation celebrate after the Mars Orbiter Spacecraft entered Mars’s orbit.

On November 5, 2013, a rocket launched toward Mars. It was India’s first interplanetary mission, Mangalyaan, and a terrific gamble. Only 40 percent of missions sent to Mars by major space organizations—NASA, Russia’s, Japan’s, or China’s—had ever been a success. No space organization had succeeded on its first attempt. What’s more, India’s space organization, ISRO, had very little funding: while NASA’s Mars probe, Maven, cost $651 million, the budget for this mission was $74 million. 

This was not the only success of the mission. An image of the scientists celebrating in the mission control room went viral. Girls in India and beyond gained new heroes: the kind that wear sarees and tie flowers in their hair, and send rockets into space.”

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[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[damionaerynstarr]

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

[pilgrimkitty]

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

[thetimelordwizard]

[eddyedano]

Deadpool!

[sansational--attraction-deactiv]

I LOVE DEADPOOL!!

[larval-tear]

trans girls be like

(are pretty)

[larval-tear]

happy pride this post is still true

[nyublackneko]

Pretty much what happened.

(And they’re gonna sell it 75 cents a piece.)

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

SANS YOU COULD’VE ASKED IF YOUR BROTHER WANTED TO GO FIRST!!!

[paper-mario-wiki]

ok im going crazy rn because of the stupidest thing on planet earth

look at the tiny peanut butter cup on the left

its slightly more filled than every other peanut butter cup

it doesnt have that little concave element that they all have

this is like 3 micrometers of difference why am i so fucking fixated on this

you can see it right? it’s slightly more full of a cup.

like legit i couldnt even bring myself to eat it without taking pictures of it first this is so fucking frustrating. not the cup itself, just how i feel about it.

im trying to find words to describe how i feel about it. it’s not frustration or interest or anything it’s just fixation.

what the fuck is wrong with me.