Otter Von Bismarck

Fanfic writing otter, unusually challenged by the incompatibilities of water with electronics, paper, and ink. Currently loving the MCU, Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death & Sherlock.

[ineffablyethereal]

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

~one of my most favorite crowley eras!~

[gleafer]

How could the angel NOT ask him out on a date?? He had no choice in the matter. He had to mack that daddy.

[europeanficwritersretreat]

Writers' Retreat EXTENDED DEADLINE

Seeing as we still have one room available, the registration deadline for the European Fic Writers' Retreat, which takes place in Germany 13-16 August, will be extended until 15 June.

Click here for all further info and registration link.

There's another bedroom upstairs!

Please send a chat message if you have any questions!

Tagging some people below the cut, please help signal boost!

@meetinginsamarra @pagimag @pommedepersephone @the-reading-lemon @shiplocks-of-love @frodosweetstuff @lisbeth-kk @totallysilvergirl @johnlockismyreligion @constancecream @swissmissing @notallthosewhowander @raina-at @vanimelda4 @villainappreciator @myriath @kettykika78

@jaimebluesq

@ewebie

@keirgreeneyes

@blogstandbygo

@221beloved

@inevitably-johnlocked

@actually-a-girls-name

@johnhwatsonblog

@hubblegleeflower

@unreconstructedfangirl

@loveismyrevolution

@kimmycup

@msladysmith

@loki-lock

@alexaprilgarden

@three-patch-problem

@aziraphalianfangirl

@hellonewsletter

@beatrixripley

@7-percent

@topsyturvy-turtely

@damnbluewires

@fellshish @helloliriels

[europeanficwritersretreat]

Update: one more person has registered after making this post, which means that there is now still space for one last person, provided they don't mind sharing a (large) room!

[lokihiddleston]

THOR (2011) / DELETED SCENE

[shanisapphireart]

I just realized that loki’s horse has HORNS!!🤗 love that detail so much! He’s a real life Disney prince 💚✨️

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

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[otter-von-bismarck]

These tags were too important not to copy.

[mememuseumofhistory]

[important-animal-images]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?

[27dragons]

[ellaandtheocean]

Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

[gallusrostromegalus]

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Fin whales breaching: sea serpent

[fleshdyke]

levitating minke whale

[plaguedocboi]

Sperm whale breaching: wjaht the fuck

[necronatron]

I have a feeling I have already shared this, but please, take the contribution of the northern right whale dolphin.

The humble eyebrow

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

make a bunch of wheels with bread/cheese/meat/vegetables/sauce/extra so that you can Spin for Sandwich

you're making a sandwich!! Spin THIS wheel 2-4 times for the toppings!

How is it!

good!!

it's alright

ew

EW

inedible

Results

Voting ended onJun 3

op note: I GOT JAM, JAM AND HOT SAUCE. IM DEAD.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

Visit Original Link

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[invisible-goats]

it's so fun for me every time this appears on my dash because not only did i walk past it irl several times, it's on what is widely considered the busiest bus route in europe

[lionofchaeronea]

I welcome all my bussexual and trainsgender friends.

(Sorry--couldn't resist.)

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

🥹❤ (from discworld.com insta <3)

[frownyalfred]

ao3 authors are something else…

[holmesianlove]

Love this. This sounds like something I would do!! lol

[twowhitehorses]

as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

[twowhitehorses]

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