[snorelaks]

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

[enews]

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

me, a 21 year old adult, when I go grocery shopping by myself

[fail9001-blog]

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

[the-average-gatsby]

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[pleatedjeans]

[otterbox-wingstopfanaccount]

me watching HTGAWM: Annalise please don't fuck Wes

[tardis-impala]

no offense but this year, politically, across the entire globe, has been an absolute joke 

[buffylives]

It’s like a CrossFit leaderboard in here.

[thexfiles]

me as hell

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

check out this photo of drake, khaled, an a mysterious drake/khaled hybrid

[bonerfart]

[sam1tron]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[caliiigurlll]

sitting in traffic with ellen and portia (x)

[dyke-supreme]

omg

[birb-bian]

honestly, I’m so jealous?? 

[evilscientist]

people who have perfectly straight teeth but never had braces

[mydadhitler]

[gaytiemcgrath]

[thesylverlining]

Batman

there’s no need to feel down

[thesylverlining]

I said, Batman

Go and beat up that clown

[kelleysroom-deactivated20180401]