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tobacconist

vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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(’take on me’ opening notes)

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koholint

i found out earlier today that this was the act that immediately followed the beatles on their first ed sullivan show performance and honestly this should be just as famous

officialborisniangovernment

this music sounds like if the star wars cantina music and the pirates of the caribbean theme song were one song

wigglyflippingout

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

grand-duc

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

rcmclachlan

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

just-shower-thoughts

Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö?

ellighthousekeeper

I just texted my German friend about this and she replied: WE DO NOT SMILE IN GERMANY

browsedankmemes

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I mean

teratomarty

I rely on this on a daily basis.

of-spaceandstars

“(…) women’s voices, soft and white, wrapped in white vowels floating above the white gowns that cover their limbs, lost in the rushing darkness of the summer evening.”

— Gilbert Sorrentino, from ‘Silences’, Poetry (1963)

ancientpeoples

Statue of a female devotee (sandstone, 75 cm / 29 in high)

Mathura, India, early 2nd century

This female devotee is depicted approaching the place of worship carrying a covered wicker tray that would have been filled with fresh flower garlands. From what remains of this sculpture, it is unclear whether she is a nature goddess or an idealized woman.

Source: Cleveland Museum of Art