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nintooner

That sure is a baby alright

howlpendraig

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

fake

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

cruzfucker

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

cornfield-cryptid

Game of Walking Bad

thehighwayphantom-deactivated20

lycanthrop-ee

why the fuck is this so funny

I swear to god if we don't get more episodes of spy x family I'M RIOTING

#this show has my soul #please give me more episodes 😭#this show has a grip on me that's unreal #I NEED MORE IMMEDIATELY PLEASE #spy x family #spyxfamily #anime

andromeda3116

all right so here's the schedule of when dracula daily will be updated, as gleaned from the archives

please share this, it was a pain in the ass

I have a question, everyone

So we all agreed rhat Dracula is doing all the chores himself to make it seem like he has servants, but does this mean he had to learn to do them?? Did he already know? Did he once have servants and when he knew they were gonna die before him he started learning how to do chores himself? Frankly those are sad so I've elected to think that he had no idea how to do anything and went about his creepy big house doing nothing until Suddenly, he needs to do all these chores!! And he's running around like a mad man trying to figure out how to clean the floors and dust things and trying to remember how his servants did it so many years ago...

idk, I just think it's a funny thought, Dracula learning to do chores

seventeendeer

I’m so pop culture poisoned I had no idea count dracula was fun. I’ve never read the book before so I was expecting this gloomy, intimidating “extremely do not make eye contact” type of guy. but OG drac is just a goofy dude inviting his new buddy jonny harker over to his big house where he lives alone for movies night and popcorn while going hee hee hoo hoo I’m definitely NOT a creature of the night hee hee I’m a very normal older gentleman from this century!! don’t worry about me bookin it the moment dawn breaks tee hee!! ohhh no don’t look at my coffin in the other room!! he’s a total party guy. I’d deffo put my life at stake(!) to come hang out with him and play ye olde playstation. I finally understand what’s so sexy about dracula

yellbug

if i remember correctly the answer to draculas weird servant situation is that he just does everything himself very fast which is so funny. dracula in the kitchen managing 12 people’s worth of bubbling pots of food he can’t eat. jonathan stay the fuck out of my kitchen jonathan im making all your filthy human meals and you don’t even want to be captured?? i learned how to make spaghetti bolognese for you jonathan why do you need to go back to your stupid wife jonathan

prokopetz

Participating in Dracula Daily has reminded me of how throughout the initial portions of the novel the Count repeatedly makes back-handed references to the fact that he’s a vampire, seemingly for absolutely no reason other than to fuck with Jonathan, and it’s strengthened my conviction that you can’t have a faithful modern adaptation of Stoker’s Dracula unless Dracula is just constantly spouting shitty vampire puns – which everyone around him unaccountably fails to pick up on – like a gaunt, bemoustached Hannibal Lecter.

rainecreatesstuff

if heartstopper was unnecessarily sweet and didn't need to be made then explain why i kept expecting Nick to do something to just horrendously hurt Charlie or vice versa. If media doesn't teach queer kids that suffering is a prerequisite for happiness explain why i was on edge my entire first watch through waiting for the other shoe to drop and for it to end in some bittersweet or unsatisfying way.

mantaphase

yesterday everyones like oh my god what happened to jonathan is he okay... why didn't he write me... and then he emails us like hiii sorry i was sleeping ^-^ what do u guys think of my new friend he is such a good conversationalist 🥰😌

I wonder if vampires routinely invite humans into their homes the same way they need to invite their vampire friends in just so it doesn't look weird or suspicious when they do...