Our Cousin Larry

Four cousins debating the validity of Larry Stylinson. Or, you know, fangirling like crazy.

[ourcousinlarry]

[ourcousinlarry]

Long Tall Texan

by lyleford

Summary: Louis’ dad owns the Austin Bats, a Major League Baseball team located in Austin, Texas, and Louis has just been promoted to General Manager. Harry’s a player looking for a franchise to call home, Niall’s probably the best pitcher in the league, and together with Harry’s agent Liam, local reporters/commentators Perrie and Zayn, and Harry’s college pal/Louis’ archnemesis Nick Grimshaw, they’re going to try to bring the first World Series rings to Austin ever.

Or: Louis is a stresscase and he’s terrified his giant experiment to change the entire style of play in one season will epically fail, Harry is a yoga freak desperate to find a team to call home, they are both completely obsessed with each other from day one, and everyone else loves them and wants them to get together and win a World Series and have a million babies. So.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

[ourcousinlarry]

This commercial is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. And I was once in a commercial with the "Biker Mice from Mars," so I know stupid commercials.

Daisy, commenting on One Direction's new perfume ad

[ourcousinlarry]

[ourcousinlarry]

Long Tall Texan

by lyleford

Summary: Louis’ dad owns the Austin Bats, a Major League Baseball team located in Austin, Texas, and Louis has just been promoted to General Manager. Harry’s a player looking for a franchise to call home, Niall’s probably the best pitcher in the league, and together with Harry’s agent Liam, local reporters/commentators Perrie and Zayn, and Harry’s college pal/Louis’ archnemesis Nick Grimshaw, they’re going to try to bring the first World Series rings to Austin ever.

Or: Louis is a stresscase and he’s terrified his giant experiment to change the entire style of play in one season will epically fail, Harry is a yoga freak desperate to find a team to call home, they are both completely obsessed with each other from day one, and everyone else loves them and wants them to get together and win a World Series and have a million babies. So.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

[ourcousinlarry]

[ourcousinlarry]

Long Tall Texan

by lyleford

Summary: Louis’ dad owns the Austin Bats, a Major League Baseball team located in Austin, Texas, and Louis has just been promoted to General Manager. Harry’s a player looking for a franchise to call home, Niall’s probably the best pitcher in the league, and together with Harry’s agent Liam, local reporters/commentators Perrie and Zayn, and Harry’s college pal/Louis’ archnemesis Nick Grimshaw, they’re going to try to bring the first World Series rings to Austin ever.

Or: Louis is a stresscase and he’s terrified his giant experiment to change the entire style of play in one season will epically fail, Harry is a yoga freak desperate to find a team to call home, they are both completely obsessed with each other from day one, and everyone else loves them and wants them to get together and win a World Series and have a million babies. So.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

[bumblingniall-deactivated202001]

MAYDAY MAYDAY LOOK AT NIALL’S SHOES!!!

[bumblingniall-deactivated202001]

they match his bedsheets

[ourcousinlarry]

Long Tall Texan Update

Hey y'all, I just want to apologize for the late update for chapter 6. Our grandfather died earlier this week and between traveling for the funeral and coping with our grief, I haven't had much time to write and my family hasn't had much time to beta. I've written seven pages (and they are EMOTIONAL do get ready), and the last three should be done tonight. Also, many, MANY thanks to Slayla for her INCREDIBLE fic graphic. She's amazing and without her this fic would flounder. - Daisy

[ourcousinlarry]

Long Tall Texan

by lyleford

Summary: Louis' dad owns the Austin Bats, a Major League Baseball team located in Austin, Texas, and Louis has just been promoted to General Manager. Harry's a player looking for a franchise to call home, Niall's probably the best pitcher in the league, and together with Harry's agent Liam, local reporters/commentators Perrie and Zayn, and Harry's college pal/Louis' archnemesis Nick Grimshaw, they're going to try to bring the first World Series rings to Austin ever.

Or: Louis is a stresscase and he's terrified his giant experiment to change the entire style of play in one season will epically fail, Harry is a yoga freak desperate to find a team to call home, they are both completely obsessed with each other from day one, and everyone else loves them and wants them to get together and win a World Series and have a million babies. So.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

[ourcousinlarry]

1D's New Perfume

Lucy: Oh god another 1D perfume is happening. Someone should ask Zayn if that's better or worse than more books.

Daisy: It's so very much worse. What's the name?

Susie: probably Dank.

Lucy: You and I

Daisy: NOOO that's a terrible name. I love it.

Susie: Dank has the subtle smell of some dank weed, with an undertone of chicken.

[jerseylouis]

[ourcousinlarry]

Nike jacket days after Harry was shopping at the Nike store. I'll take it.

-Lucy

[ourcousinlarry]

Long Tall Texan Update . . . Soon

Daisy has had a very exciting (and busy) weekend that included graduating from an unnamed professional school. But she is busy writing the newest chapter of Long Tall Texan and it will be updated tomorrow. It is so worth the wait though. Trust. - Lucy

[ourcousinlarry]

I mean, probably

Lucy: Do you really think Harry and Louis are dumb enough to have damning evidence of that on his phone?

Lucy: Like drugs? Okay, I can see that on your phone. But your super secret long term relationship? I don't think that would be on the phone.

Daisy: seriously.

Daisy: but then again, they are so young, and also, how would you keep proof of your relationship off of your phone? especially if you knew that management would go above and beyond to prevent it from getting out?

[hormoaning2-deactivated20170617]

[ourcousinlarry]

Regarding BG's newest blind

Daisy: Def. more cocaine shit

Lucy: That's too easy, way too easy

Slayla: I don't know how much of that I believe

Daisy: not sure if it's true, BUT proof of Harry and Louis together would be worth SO much so there's no way that if it was a true leak it wouldn't get out

Slayla: People would pay a fuck ton to be the first to distribute that info

Lucy: If it's true, and that a HUGE if, then they will have to be the ones to announce it. That is the only way to save face

Susie: I think that blind item is way too blatant to be true. It just took all of the gossip that has been swirling.

Daisy: BG is CLEARLY looking for click bait

[ourcousinlarry]

Liam: this is like our Uni stage, but on a bigger scale

Louis: what's the degree in that? ... heh heh

Liam: how to.... how to not go off the path *pointedly looks at Louis*

[mothdefinitely-blog]

Okay. Let’s talk Louis in the leaked weed vid for a minute.

The biggest problem here is clearly the whole did he/didn’t he with the n-word. If he did, I would be one of the first to agree that yes, that is very problematic if that is indeed what he said. But I feel like when looking at whether...

[ourcousinlarry]

This. I completely agree with you on this. You know my thoughts on this being a play against management. These boys aren't idiots (well, not the majority of the time). They know what they are doing, especially Louis. He has been pushing the shitty limits put on them by management since day one. Also, it was weed. They only issue anyone should have is if a racial slur was used. -Suse

[friendly-larry-reminders]

Still nothing about "Elounor break up" ?? :) And... hmm. You are great! <3 byeeee

we’re all holding our breaths this week tbh. She didn’t go to Niall’s match, which is step one. Then on thursday, the boys have a huge interview with Scott Mills and it’s rumored to be an hour long, I’ll be surprised if they don’t ask the “who’s single” question… that’s step two. And step 3 is this friday, they’re performing at Manchester (where Eleanor usually goes to concerts), if she doesn’t show up then…. well

-  Yasmin xx

[ourcousinlarry]

Clearly I should have just waited for the always on their game FLR to sort it out for me. 

-D

[ourcousinlarry]

Briefly waded into the "Elounor" tag

Just to see if they had any more coherent/factual news regarding the possible Louis/Eleanor split. Overall, I would say they are experiencing something of a collective meltdown over there. Also, I learned nothing new so I scurried out as quickly as I came.

Dark times, indeed. 

-D