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"can you say it?" maddie | 20 | demi-aroace | my blog :)

[ourdogmuffin]

about me!! – heyy i'm maddie, a 20 y/o socially anxious demi-aroace midwestern ambiverted bitch. this used to be a solely bts blog and i don't listen to them much anymore, but i'm still keeping everything up! i only really come here like once a week to externalize weird thoughts i have or vent, but you can start a convo or say hi if you'd like! :)

shit i couldn't stfu about if i started talking about it:

barry

the skeleton twins

community (esp abed and prof duncan)

brooklyn 99

ted lasso

mid 2000's SNL -> 2013 and any of the cast

portlandia and thunderant (or just fred armisen and carrie brownstein in general)

bill hader as a person

also i used to be into coding but i recently learned that comedy is the first thing in 20 years to give me true human fulfillment, so if you wanna give me any recommendations for specials/comedians/comedy groups to watch or get into, definitely tell me! but i'm stuck with finishing this computer development certificate because what am i gonna do, tell my parents w high expectations i wanna drop it and be a professional clown?

[memegetter]

happy pride month.

in new zealand, our evil government are trying to legislate definitions of women and men, in ways that are legally incoherent but clearly trying to pave the way for more horrifically transphobic legislation. we have an election in a few months but our main opposition party, and all our mainstream news media, are so spineless and cooked that there's a good chance the ghouls will win reelection.

it took 2 whole months for local terf group 'speak up for women' to get 2,000 signatures on the petition that led to this new bill in our parliament.

it's taken five days for this pro-trans 'they don't speak for us' petition to get 17,000 signatures.

this is a show of support that is really heartening for a lot of trans people in our corner of the world.

cis/ish women, if you're from here but haven't signed yet, please do. and if you're not from here and you know any new zealanders, could you send them this petition? a full fifth of our population lives overseas, and there's a good chance they don't follow the news.

LINK

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[tofublock]

together in our flock

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[ourdogmuffin]

in honor of pride month, take care of your local ace-spec and aro-spec people, even if that person is just you. we're a critically endangered species folks don't treat yourself like an orca at seaworld

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[fairycosmos]

you literally can’t even do something anymore because there’ll be a consequence. and you literally can’t even do nothing anymore because there’ll be a consequence

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

have you guys been on the rest of the internet? because as bad as this, that shit is terrible.

tumblr is reduced harm internet.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

[jebdamaster]

We're here

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[heavensghost]

Patrick Ness

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn