The Adventures Of Yum

fangirling / writing smut mainly. 5secondsofsummer & onedirection. 

[5sos-perks]

His transformation from dork to fuckboy is unreal

[niallhoranhasthat1thing]

[romanceslasher]

[eroticaremix1]

[bittersoul-deactivated20230408]

[touchmemalum]

oH MY GOD HES AN ACTUAL PUPPY

[fleatwood]

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

[clifforton-deactivated20160809]

A fan told Ashton ‘bang me like you bang your drum’ and this was his reaction +

[ouryumuniverse]

DADDY ASHTON THANK

[kookmni]

Long Way Home // Phoenix, AZ

[batyeolie]

+

[itsfivesos]

@Calum5sos: @Ashton5SOS happy Father’s Day dad :-)

@Ashton5SOS: @Calum5sos wtf

[dailymalihood]

x

[ouryumuniverse]

Preference: Mile High Club

Luke:

He wanted to cuddle with you while you guys flew. But occasionally Luke's hands would roam up and down your thigh . Teasing you but eventually getting his hands down your pants one way or another 

Calum:

Calum didn't mind doing funny business on the plane. He would have you in the bathroom bent over in the tiny space screaming his name . He didn't care though .

Ashton:

Ashton would have both I you sitting in the back of the plane. On those late night flights he would sit you in his lap and fuck you right in his seat. He loved being sneaky.

Michael:

Michael was bold . He would lay your head down in his lap and let you play with his cock . He would often ask you to suck his dick and he didn't care how suspicious it looked if a blanket was bobbing up and down

[ouryumuniverse]

[altglo-deactivated20151003]

i remember 2014 like it was yesterday.

[respektvoll]

you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again

[thesassycat]

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

[mashtmallow-blog]

Zayn: I don’t even care