I Am

23 and ready for retirement

[centrodamor]

[profashionall]

😩😍🙌

[melaninmedicine]

you literally can’t watch this without smiling

[teathattast]

corcle time

[i-forgot-to-water-my-plants]

He has too much power

[antique-scarecrow]

yes

[hella90s]

DESIGN YOUR OWN SUPER MARIO BROS. LEVEL!!

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[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[distant-traveller]

[officialjiggly]

Look at link. He looks so happy. This is the happiest he has ever been. He deserves this.

[jessieteamrocket]

not for long

[lady--katie]

[tulipnight]

Storm by papa 74

[autumnhobbit]

when you almost say something politically incorrect but catch yourself just in the nick of time

@scoobydoomistakes

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[chocolatefitspo]

this whole post got me in tears

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

[cittaly-deactivated20211001]

Now this is going to be good.

[divineluhbaby-deactivated202010]

[sherman-klump]

👀👀

[marqweabyss]

I got goosebumps watching the trailer. MUST SEEEE!!!!

[taint3edcakes]

MY EYES WAS SO WIDE I AM READY

[jessiemaehyemduh]

Michele “Fuck Me” Rodriguez 🤤🤤

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[angelicguy]

[jooces]

Dick Game Diego

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

Extinction: avoided

Species: saved

Dick: out

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

[blvckgeezus]

Diego was just out here slangin dick for the goodness of tortoise kind

[afrojane-deactivated20191017]

the biggest of dick energy

[candiikismet]

BLESS

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[porterr-robinson]

[officialshameimaru]

He’s had enough of being Number 2.

[adreamcalledeternity]

​that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth

[adonischildsupportcase]

I taught him this maneuver in a lost city high up in the mountain tops of the Himalayas

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

his walk at the end 💀💀

[sunshynegoddess69]

Too funny 😂😂😁

[ketabeata]

Lol😂😂😂