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nutmeg101

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

thebestoftumbling

star-anise

DOGGIE SO PROUD

anarchapella

Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers aren’t entitled to information about other people’s gender or sexuality.

lesserkiwi-deactivated20180504

Give op their hard-earned notes

krusty-cakes

Tbh I hear “partner” and assume gay, I didn’t know straights used it. Very fair point, OP

queerlybelovedones

I hear ‘partner’ and think ‘gay’ too. A girl at work used it for months and I just went with it. When she would say ‘he’ I even thought maybe he was trans*. Anyways, someone using partner makes me more comfortable and I came out to her. She was just an intelligent straight girl that liked the term and was knowledgeable in human sexuality so definitely someone I should have felt comfortable coming out too. It’s a good sign of a straight person uses it IMO.

imagddisaster-deactivated202009

As a mental health clinician, this is actually my blanket term when discussing any romantic relationship. I agree it normalizes it, but I also think it’s a relatively safe term to use to describe most romantic relationships without making any assumptions about the person’s orientation or identity. I also use the word “partnered” when describing a monogamous relationship status.

mxthermoon

The term “partner” also removes the implied hierarchy of boyfriend/girlfriend vs husband/wife. This is relevant both to non-monogamous people, and unmarried individuals for whom the importance of their relationship isn’t dictated by its legal status.

tentadog-deactivated20220704

also you can make cowboy jokes

conceitedtrash

Fuck I miss making girls cum

hashtagloveloses

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

hashtagloveloses

HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT

the-blorbosphere

John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare

gaypeopletwitter

panini-deaky-blog

My cats weird obsession with Ringo Starr

So recently my cat has become infatuated with a picture of Ringo Starr I have hanging up in my room

He only ever does this with ringo, not George, the only other picture he can reach, I thought maybe he actually liked Paul or maybe it was just the frame so I conducted an experiment

I decided to try out some different pics of the Beatles together and he still seemed to prefer ringo over the other three

I then tried out individual photos to see which he preferred and he stuck by ringo every time

Finally I tested a picture of the band from a different era where they looked different, at least to a cat, and he still preferred Ringo, thus telling me that my cat has a thing for Ringo Starr

todays-teasing-mood

Mood: Please run your fingers through my hair until I fall asleep

thranduils

things the tolkien biopic needs to include:

tolkien being such a bad driver edith refused to ride in the car with him driving

young tolkien and edith dropping sugar cubes on the heads of passerby from the second story of a tea room

tolkien and lewis going to a non-costume party dressed as polar bears

tolkien almost ending his friendship with lewis because he hated santa claus making an appearance in narnia so much

tolkien’s entire writing group except for lewis fucking hating his writing because of all the elves

literally everyone hating going for walks with tolkien because he would stop and stare at every tree he passed for like 20 minutes

tolkien owning a goblet with the black speech (that he made up) on it and refusing to drink out of it because it’s an “accursed language”

tolkien inventing the “one ring to rule them all” verse while in the bathtub and jumping out

tolkien dressing up as an anglo saxon warrior and chasing his neighbors down the street with an axe

tolkien entering the room shouting beowulf in old english at his students the first day of classes

tolkien convincing his class that leprechauns were real

tolkien stealing a city bus while attending oxford and taking his friends for a joy ride

tolkien being a savage replying to a letter from the nazis

tolkien hating the beatles with a passion and refusing to let them make a lotr movie

tolkien hating his crazy american fans and calling them his “deplorable cultus”

“jirt”

nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui

Not just the autobus hijack but ALSO the impassioned speech to the crowd at the Martyr’s Memorial that followed afterwards (FËANOR IS THAT YOU?)

Tolkien performing Sheridan’s The Rivals with his buddies in school, with Tolkien playing Mrs Malaprop, “excellent in every way and not least so in make-up“ according to the school newspaper

Tolkien debuting at his school’s Debating Society with a motion “supporting the objects and tactics of the suffragettes“

Tolkien being a brutal rugby player because he made up for his lack of size and strength with absolute ruthlessness

Tolkien doing a “fair imitation of a frenzied Bacchic dance” while wearing nothing but a sheet and sandals after his graduation ceremony at King Edward’s School

Tolkien getting arrested when the police got involved in a town-vs-gown scuffle because he was small and scrawny

Tolkien being invited to do a special lecture at the Essay Club in 1920 but then not knowing what to talk about so he talked about the Fall of Gondolin, with the poor minute-keeper spending a week in the Bodleian to find out what the heck Gondolin was

In general, Tolkien’s awful procrastination habits

Tolkien attempting to put the Silmarillion together for publication but playing round after round of Patience/ Solitaire instead