[setheverman]

hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :)

[defalt-jb-defalt-deactivated202]

hi quick question, can i fuck the demons

[setheverman]

why do i even go on this website anymore

[lassoway]

my last two brain cells saying goodbye to each other as they leave my brain after reading another dumbass post on this website 

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[moonry]

katy perry means nothing to me but teenage dream is always gonna slap

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[violaslayvis]

[sunspill]

opens a google document that’s enough for today

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me: *has A Single Emotion*

me: 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

[lagiacrus]

[polskiebagno]

old people asking “what are you doing?” when you’re on your phone or laptop are the worst bc how do explain that i’m having three separate conversations, reading abt water vs milk in hot chocolate discourse, stalking someone on social media and searching for a very specific meme all at the same time to someone who doesn’t understand how texting works

[onlytwitterpics]

[blackgirlsvevo]

can someone explain to me how sam smith has gotten away w/ singing the same damn song for the last 3 years

[nutritionfact-deactivated201803]

[bodyglitter]

[onlytwitterpics]

[1-700-aesthetics-deactivated202]

[redbonealien-deactivated2019111]

God made me unphotogenic to keep me humble and i respect that