Out of Context RPG quotes (NSFW edition)

This is the page where we will let you submit your raunchiest, crudest, rudest and most cringe worthy quotes. However keep in mind that we do have boundaries, we'd like to stay away from racist and sexist themes. Outside of that you have free reign!

[dungeonsdonuts-deactivated20200]

Oh ho!

Take a seat kiddies, it’s story time! Some NSFW content follows.

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[outofcontextdnd]

Our bard does epic poetry of our sessions

“Why yes, Mr. Fey, I’ll stay in your cave.” He beckoned me in with a wink and a wave. His skin may’ve been gold but his balls were blue, Bow chikka bowow, giggity goo.

His first problem solved, we moved on to the next: The issue of his curse–some form of hex. We visited a wizard to discover the source, After a few more visits to his cave, of course.

“Please remove his curse!” I began to pout. I didn’t have enough gold, but we worked something out… At last, it was vanquished–his curse gone for good. I wasted no time and went back to his wood. (heh)

He brought me to see his ancient fey land, And even gave me a wedding band… But planting roots brought more fear than a lion’s roar, So this Jungle Queen left…once his loins were sore!

[badass--babes-deactivated201701]

Red Sonja - Amy Reeder

[outofcontextrpgnsfw]

DM: which one do you approach first?

Azora: I'm not approaching shit.

Bartholomew: I'm approaching... the exit.

[outofcontextrpgnsfw]

Bender: tanky folks to the right, casters to the rear.

Bartholomew: I'll cast you to the rear.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Aw nuts

Background is that we’re in a town filled with goat people, they hunt drakes on these giant birds and we saw them kill one and them salvage the whole body in the middle of town. Currently we plan to leave due to an Orc raid on its way and we are buying provisions

GM: “You see a goatman selling a giant red nut.”

Me: “We saw these goat people kill a giant drake right? So is it a nut or is it a testicle?”

GM: “Well uh it’s a nut.”

ME: “BUT IS IT A TESTICLE?!”

Hydromancer: “If we buy two does it come with a free sack?”

Druid: “I’m gonna bury that nut so deep in the earth.”

Gypsy: “How lumpy are these nuts? Should I get them checked?”

Hydromancer: “Damn, this merchant’s nuts are pretty cheap.”

Me: “Careful there, you don’t wanna bust a nut.”

*GM cries while the party makes nut and testicle jokes for 20 more minutes and we still can’t start from all of the nut jokes*

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Unsuprisingly, no one took it.

Gigantic dungeon leads to a gigantic chest. The dungeon almost killed us, so before we opened it, we voted on what amazing thing it could be.

Intra: It’s probably a magic chastity belt!

Me: DR 20: Dick!

[rus-califi]

[senseorsensuality-deactivated20]

Fallen by Wenjuinn Png

[ddemotivators]

[drferox]

Anyone know the artist to credit?

[yourplayersaidwhat]

You need to be honest with me…she…she doesn’t pet better than I do right?

NE Witch to her familiar after feeling insecure over the party’s NG Loremaster fawning over him. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

[frozenpeaninjansfw-deactivated2]

Orc girl

[slimeprnicess]

Orc/Monster Design. Really diggin how they look. Prismacolor pens.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context: Our group rolls a second time to “confirm" crit fails (natural 1s). These confirmation rolls determine the extent of the failure – higher numbers lessen how bad the fail is.

DM:  Alright, you’ve been restrained by the monster. You can no longer attack until you escape.

Sorceress: Wait, wait, is my foot free?

DM: Uh… yes?

Sorceress: Can I try to shoot a fireball out of my foot?

DM: …Fine. Roll a d20.

Sorceress: *rolls a 1* Shit.

DM: Roll to confirm.

Sorceress: *rolls a 20* Um– What now?

DM: …You shoot the fireball out of your ass.

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

[outofcontextrpgnsfw]

Now there's gonna be butt fisting in space tonight

[characterdesigninspiration]

Quite a few people requested some form of trait/personality generator, and here’s the result!  I wanted to keep it vague enough that the options could work for any universe, be it modern, fantasy, scifi, or anything else, so these are really just the basics. Remember that a character is much more than a list of traits, and this should only be used as a starting point– I tried to include a variety of things, but further development is definitely a must.

Could pair well with the gender and sexuality generator.

To Play: Click and drag each gif, or if that isn’t working/you’re on mobile, just take a screenshot of the whole thing (multiple screenshots may be required if you want more than one trait from each category).