why the fuck is everyone tagging this as pokemon
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why the fuck is everyone tagging this as pokemon
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
It’s that time of the year again
*2069 slutty slutty years
the fear I felt with the blurred pink mass in my inbox under the harried confession of mistakes
BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!! NO 10K POST FROM MY MISTAKES
posts that have 10k to me
why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green
like where is the green
Oh Christ
This is the color your cat is
colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.
every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it
I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy
Moldy forest cat
i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone
Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.
the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead
i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)
GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH
We Love Green Cat
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
@polyhexian this is the post I always think of when I think about Agent Blackcat.
Who is green, despite her name.
Which is why her parents call her Viridian and think that this is just more proof of how dumb Blaster is.
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon
I should probably cook more salmon
Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.
Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls
commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,
Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.
#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess
[Image description: Five gifs from Shrek 2. Donkey, Shrek, and Puss in Boots have approached the front desk at the Fairy Godmother's factory. Shrek says, "We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign." Jerome, the guy at the front desk, stops filling out paperwork and says, "Ohh! oh, right." Shrek asks, "Are you feeling at ll degraded or oppressed." Jerome leans forwards and says, "Uh… a little. We don't even have dental." Donkey and Shrek turn to look at each other, and Shrek says, "They don't even have dental." End description.]
[Plain text: #Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess. End plain text]
Yarn holder
The slurperrr...
OH ! Bited
Original meme
New version (sorry if this was already done)
So my smart ass for some insane reason thought it posted twice…. I deleted the post but it’s alright. Here it is. Again 🥲
#apprehended for his crimes
tfw the laser dot catches you
I think Tumblr will love this
For the love of GOD turn the volume on
IN TEARS get my boy OUT of there
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
World Heritage Post
Everyone here is dead.
I just revived my old iPod touch that I haven’t used since ~2013 after believing it to be dead dead for years and oh my god it’s like opening up an old time capsule. There are photos of me and my friends that I haven’t seen in years, taken in an old high school building that doesn’t exist anymore. I have games that are no longer downloadable on the app store. It’s running iOS 5 with the original skeuomorphism app icons. I still have the youtube app. My contacts app is full of maiden names and deadnames. The music app has songs I haven’t heard in almost a decade but still remember all the lyrics to. A daily alarm set for 5:30 AM (god I can’t believe I had to wake up that early in high school) and another set to 11:11 PM to remind me to make a wish. Reminders to finish homework assignments, or to write my application essay for the university I ended up attending, and one marking the release date for the final episode of Cabin Pressure. The last thing I googled was “how to draw people hugging”.
Possibly the strangest thing is that the tumblr app still opens, but it’s stuck in a permanent snapshot of 2013 where it won’t show me any new posts no matter how many times I refresh. My dash is full of old BBC Sherlock posts from long-lost mutuals who have either since deactivated or got unfollowed or changed urls so many times that I don’t even recognize them. Lady Gaga and Game of Thrones are the top trends. My profile shows my previous url and icon, with only 43 followers. I feel like a time traveler
This reads like a poem
*points to a pair of random fictional gay men that I'm currently obsessed with for no reason and will be for the next month* These are my babies and I love them
*pushes the ones that I'm not currently obsessed with back into my basement* Hush children you can come back out when (if) your hyperfixation returns
Bilbo, knowing for a fact Thorin doesn't know what flowers mean to hobbits: Can I braid some flowers in your hair?
Thorin, knowing for a fact Bilbo doesn't know what braids mean to dwarves: Oh of course, what a nice gesture of friendship.
Gandalf, a few feet away: Are they getting engaged before realizing they love each other back????