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[yoggsarons]

no! i am queen! this is the empire I built.

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

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[mediamattersforamerica]

Media portray these tales of perseverance as uplifting and inspirational. They’re actually horror stories.

These four examples all come from just the past five months, but there are countless additional articles and segments that share the same lessons about never giving up, going the extra mile, and taking care of others. The articles are framed to make you feel good, to illustrate the kindness of others, to show you that things can work out when tragedy hits, and yes, to “restore your faith in humanity.” These are excellent messages that we could probably all benefit from having in our lives, but there’s one thing that gets left out on an all-too-regular basis: the underlying causes.

[voidwardenalex]

No one asked you,

[outofshapeninja]

Omfg

[halloweenlove89]

[outofshapeninja]

I'm so ready

@carpeliam

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Black Panther (2018)

[mainflopgirl]

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

[mainflopgirl]

what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….

[mainflopgirl]

[mxnrique]

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

[cottonginandjuice]

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and  redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.

[peterparkesfluff-blog]

Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

[dragoneffect]

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[wtnvtweets]

[shiphitsthefan]

[SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON]

[kaban-bang]

[svzannebrown]

all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan

[sushinfood]

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

[westfriend6546546546565-deactiv]

beats a maid cafe

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[hemlockes-key]

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

[trashboat]

does this guy live in an ikea

[outofshapeninja]

I'm reblogging this because Tumblr mobile played this and the below video at the same time and hearing both while watching the super hero one had me in fucking stitches

[star-kovs]

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

[accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes]

This is a gift to humankind

[sotc]

when mage’s eyes glow/change color while casting their spells reblog if u agree

[thyrell]

no cops at pride only lizard in security vest

[thyrell]

[izzibu]

Good to see the situation well monitored.