as the world caves in

22 ✨ she/her

[bob-belcher]

[thereignclub-trc]

If you have no other option, you will succeed.

[thereignclub-trc]

"I'll figure it out" is a powerful statement. Yes, you may not know what to do next or where to even begin... but you are ready and willing to do what it takes. You will in fact figure it out.

[jadenvargen]

nyc foods w sam

[i-am-totally-not-a-lizard]

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

Cas: i love you 🥺

Dean for the past few days on tumblr dot com:

[dickstolebyanalien-deactivated2]

we checked your charts and your drpepper level is concerningly low

[lakevida]

[felixcloud6288]

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

[chrono-meter-r]

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

[felixcloud6288]

I've been inundated with over 120 new followers in the last 5 hours. I haven't been able to even check if I have any pornbots. I'm tired and need to go to bed. I'll clean up this mess tomorrow.

[felixcloud6288]

This is cool to look at, though. I'm studying some data-science adjacent fields so things like this are fascinating to me.

[felixcloud6288]

I've been told I should submit this to world-heritage-posts. Just to make it clear what happened to me, here's a screenshot of my notifications activity in the last 24 hours.

For additional context, I've only been here 4 days.

[felixcloud6288]

At his point, I've been here 5 days and this post has 85k+ notes. My notifications have recovered to the point that sometimes they're empty so I'd say the breach has been recontained and now I just need to deal with the cleanup process.

I figure it might be interesting to show just what this experience has been like.

This is my notification history over the last week. I joined Tumblr Saturday June 17th, 2023 around 12pm so the actual data starts half way through the chart. My follower count has grown at a roughly equal pace.

Overall, I enjoyed the whole thing once the shock died down. I was just surprised this was the post that would gain any traction at all. I expected the chicken posts would be the first ones to reach triple digits and only several months later. But I've enjoyed reading peoples' reactions and chatting with folks here.

I'll close out by sharing some other achievements I've gotten since:

It's free to give: Like a post

It's great to receive: Have a post be liked

This calls for a specialist: Install a third-party app

Precautionary measure: Disable email notifications

Uh-oh: Have a post reach 100 notes

Oh no: Have a post reach 1k notes

PLEASE NO!!: Have a post reach 30k notes

CONTAINMENT BREACH: Have a post spread across Tumblr

Fallout: Have at least three posts reach 500 notes during a containment breach

Blessings(?) of the gods: Have a post reblogged by a member of Tumblr staff

At this point, it's all white noise: Open your notifications when it's at 99+ and receive 99+ notifications in less than a second

And blocked: Receive hate mail

Also blocked: Receive a creepy DM

To the scrapyard with you!: Report a pornbot

Shiny scrap: Report a male pornbot

Maybe you should have thought ahead: Use the Mass Post Editor to add a tag to 20 posts

Next time, proofread before you post: Use the Mass Post Editor to edit a tag on 20 posts

Wild creature at the zoo: Find a heritage post using the search engine

It's raining cats and cats!: Receive 30 cat pictures

True human experience: Receive a message that makes you feel genuinely loved

And with this, I'm going to call this chapter of the Saga of Containment Breach closed

[jv]

You are going to have a 100k notes post in your first week here. You are really speedrunning Tumblr.

[fanonical]

gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going

“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”

[orangechickenpillow]

I just want to bring to everyone’s attention that summerween is june 22nd ok bye

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

Reblogging this so that nobody misses Summerween

[aletheyass]

you can't do a cheese poll and put hard cheese and soft cheese and cream cheese and aged cheese and fresh cheese and brined cheese all together this website is so fucking stupid mozzarella and parmesan aren't even in the same realm of cheese what's the criterion like for real put guyère vs halloumi next i don't even fucking know

[coughloop]

[goththembo]

Moodboard for when you have to do the job you were hired to do in the location you applied to getting paid the wage you had to agree to

[secondbeatsongs]

source

[probablyasocialecologist]

[homoluigi]

Zuckerberg is in such better shape than Musk, and is trained in combat sports. This will be humiliating if Elon shows up

[cryptotheism]

I think the rich should engage in bloodsport for the entertainment of the masses more often. Let's get Kissinger and Cheney into a ladder match.

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

you know what they say. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes take some bacon and i’ll put in in a pancake bacon pancakes that what it’s gonna make bacon pancake

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

[angelicguy]

there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like