Big man upstairs says if you stay in the shuttle too long while everyone's out, doing their part, y'know, how you're meant, you get sent to cannery. I'm praying.
Wonder if dentures come with this little health plan... Basic decency's to give 'em when I get outta here, at least. Bet if i ask, bet if i ask, though, scientist would just laugh and throw me in there with Mom. Probably.
hey, hey perv! who do you think's the cutest trial victim?
_ @outrightfailure
Erik is the obvious and conventional choice but ... the drug mules and DA are also cute when they're squirming and everything .... god I HATE making choices !!
Takes one to know one, BUDDY. And I think like, our circumstances.. the trials, they make everyone into a perv evenntually, I was just, like, predisposed.
SDT guy is also cute though!! I like his noises, even though you can hear them from, like, a miiiile away, and I keep confusing him for fuckin' Franco. or Franco for him? The breathing's reeeally similar to me. Maybe I went deaf
Anyway, what do you think Easterman thinks of us finding the victims cute? It's not like, we pity them more or anything. If anything I actually want to hurt some of them more because of that, cuteness agression or something so maybe it's like, making us more efficient? Isn't that a win?
Not me! I'm not a pervert !! 😇
I couldn't give LESS OF A FUCK on whatever easter-man thinks, but, but, whole point's to make it all a sex thing, you know that. Praying mantises. Birds a', a prey, you know, you know. I don't know. "Victim" n' "cute"'s the same thing to me, most always. Maybe you've got more of a heartache.
Happy bisexual centennial to the United States. This is a glorious and beautiful country for perverts, junkies, crooked cops, crack dealers, puppeteers, man children, incestuous billionaires, and maybe the odd Russian. With any luck Murkoff will keep it going steady for yet another 250 years.
To celebrate we will be setting off a fireworks spectacular in the sleep room. Whoever makes it gets a cheeseburger. Everyone else is cheeseburgers.
hey, hey perv! who do you think's the cutest trial victim?
_ @outrightfailure
Erik is the obvious and conventional choice but ... the drug mules and DA are also cute when they're squirming and everything .... god I HATE making choices !!