Lexx

#Joe cool, lover of peace and plants, she/they

[etcstims]

little snakes sips | source

[brucebocchi]

so-called “free thinkers” when there’s a jar of mayonnaise on your car’s roof 🙄🫩

[official-keyes]

this happens to her because she behaves badly

[nadianotapplicable]

we're the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn, and also the daughters of the men who wanted some freaky witch pussayyyyy 😛🧙🏻‍♀️

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[niedopalek]

[lol-tiger-blog]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[bgm05]

People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger

[imwiremother]

[jockinit]

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

[sloppystyle]

[wizardarchetypes]

i’m afraid i wouldn’t …

[wizardarchetypes]

my inability to act will haunt me

[catmask]

tbh i do think that the concept of other people being viewed as "NPCs" and the growing inability to recognize other human beings as living things with thoughts and motivations is linked to the capitalistic need to scrub everything of what makes it challenging and alive, to turn everything into a consumable, to baby proof the entirety of the world and make it into the largest, coldest nest of individualist comforts where you never need to feel bad but you'll never feel warmth either

[catmask]

warmth and intimacy only exist within proximity to discomfort and human ugliness and i do not think it is a coincidence we are being considered the loneliest generation while also having the most streamlined access to emotional intimacy bandaids

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[making-friendos]

This is a lot of fun

[icemankazansky]

a terrifying creature stalks the moonlit streets

none

are safe

from

draculio