I-L-Y-S-F-M

He/They // 28 // a little bit of everything forever //

[ivyroseiris]

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery

[nat-20s]

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[joshpeck]

obsessed

[captoring]

[homunculus-argument]

People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

[sacred-portal]

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[mens-rights-activia]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[64mpg]

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

[filmphotofranz]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

this shit is something to me man. i love you

[meangirlnurse]

[whoviankendokaqueenbeewithbooks]

lol

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[magiiccats]