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Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?
I will never not reblog this little cutie
This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.
He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.
why. why did i
Animal Crossing marriage proposal 15 years later
the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void
more like
My brain: draw a moth but it looks like a horseÂ
Me: ??? why the fuck would I do thatÂ
My brain, holding a gun: do it bitchÂ
Apollo on the other hand:
happy Thursday the 20th
Iâd have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
holy shit its the last one
hereâs to the next six years of thursday the 20th!
throwback to the time I got really annoyed at the funko pop men who were coming into my store and bothering me during the pandemic so I made a bunch of memes and fake tweets
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Shes probably committing crimes right now
Who is?
What are you, a cop? piss off
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I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making yourâŠâŠâŠ..HORNâŠâŠâŠâŠ. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere âin honor of her sacrificeâ because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People werenât allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People donât go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, Iâve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
I search for Hamsuke pics And found thisâŠ
Older Mare still having a feminine appearance despite his strength and he and his sister sign up as adventurers to further spread the name of Ainz Ooal Gown and Mare falls in love with a male adventurer. Overprotective Nazarick Guardians? Especially Cocytus, Aura, and Ainz?
Ah yes, is it that time already??? To kill someone???
Oi. Who the hell was this???
Was what literally everyone in Nazarick collectively thought.
Aura was of course the first to find out, Ainz the second- but not long after.
At first they thought that Mare had uncharacteristically taken a human as a pet- a play thing almost.
That was before âMomonâ was brought out to âmeet himâ
Thatâs when he saw the way Mare looked at him.
Oh- Oh no...
Ainz would send small monsters under his command to watch over the adventurer. Disguising this to Mare as a form of protection for the human.
Ainz felt bad for lying, but it really was for the best that Mare never got hurt from this adventurer.
Aura would constantly challenge him, like her brother who retained his âfeminine appealâ she retained her âboyish charmâ using that to her advantage
Ridiculous questions, almost impossible to complete tasks.
Like taking on a black dragon that Aura had tamed one on one.âA-AUra! Heâs just a human!ââWell if he was any kind of worthy human heâd be able to play with Bobon!â
Cocytus is literally NO BETTER. At. All. The only difference being heâs able to actually respect the human..
But only after the adventurer faced him in âman to manâ combat. TO show he was a true warrior even close to being worthy of Mareâs affection.
To be honest the only reasonable guardian would be Demiurge, being able to rationalize that Mare is old enough to choose his own loves in life and that heart break is a part of life.
But that wouldnât stop him from sending the adventurer to one of his happy farms if he so much as made Mare frown.
Mare would actually hold the otherâs opinions of his love rather highly, wanting everyone to get along so he didât have to chose between his loyalty and his love
But in the end, only if this adventurer is truly committed to our little bean here, will he ever be accepted. Any sort of disloyalty or ill intention will be met with a fate worse than death.
Because we all know death is a mercy in Nazarick
Oh sweet you're back! Could I get Ainz x Demiurge first time nsfw please?
*Digs self up from grave, a zombie, before looking at notifications*Â Ah. When did I get so many followers? Well, I hope you enjoy my first ever lemon-(WARNING: NOT SFW, lemon content)
This was something that was planned 1000000%
And I actually feel like it would be something that Ainz would bring up, much to Demiurgeâs embarrassmentÂ
He would feel like he wasât giving Demiurge enough affection, worried that he felt lonely.
Of course this wasnât true at all, in fact Demiurge felt gracious to even be in Ainzâs presence most of the time- to even think of touching his lord in such a way would be unacceptable.
But- of course- if his lord offered-
So que Demiurge breaking a near by pot with his tail, face red and practically shell shocked.
Their first time would be awkward, and a learning experience. But more than anything Ainz would use this to shower him in affection.
Neither had thought of doing this with one another, and Ainz himself has little experience from his hermit like lifestyle.
Demiurge would stare at Ainz, voice caught in his throat with wide eyes as Ainz gently began to take off his clothes
Before they even do anything risque Demiurge is already worked up.
Heâs never felt anything like this before, being a demon of his ranking he has never really felt any sort of heat like this before.
The things Ainz does to him...
Ainz would use some sort of spell to coat his hand, surrounding the bone in a sort of squishy aura. Before gently pulling Demiurgeâs member out of his underwear.
Ainz himself is already scantily clad, wearing nothing but a robe revealing the only vulnerable part of his body: his orb.
The supreme being would make sure Demiurge was okay all the way through, coated hand firmly but slowly- gripped around the thick shaft moving up the demonâs cock driving him absolutely insane
Ainz let Demiurge hold him tightly, his features buried in the collar of his robe.Â
Demiurge would nibble, almost hilariously similar to a dog if it wasnât so hot to Ainz. It was times like this, when Demiurge would growl and moan submissive praises to Ainz, that Ainz wished he had the same libido he did when he was human. Thanking him (to his, somewhat, dismay) and he writhed under his touch. Biting at Ainzâs collar bone like he so desperately wanted to mark him, claim him despite knowing that someone as great ad otherworldly as Ainz could never belong to anyone.
The straining cock, red from stimulation drooled pre-cum Demiurgeâs desperate groans and pleads growing louder.
Ainz would comfort him, as he begged.âAinz-sama please- please- it feels so good- youâre wonderful-ââItâs ok Demiurge. Give into it, let me spoil you.â
It would be significant to say that Demiurge has never came so hard in his life, if he had ever cum before at all. His sharpened nails clutched at the silk robe, thick ropes of cum splattering all over the fine cloth of it and the bed sheets beneath them. Washboard abs strained as he convulsed in full body shudders
Demiurge would pant almost animalisticly, still so close to Ainz as he tried to calm himself from that high he ironically crashed into.
The lich held him lovingly, conjuring a cloth to clean the both of them before leading him to lay down.
The two would lay in silence for moments, before sweet words began to form between them.
Words of praise, love, sweet pillow talk, They may not sleep, but even undead monsters can enjoy some lazy cuddling,
Not for long though, as Aura and Mare barge in asking Ainz to look at their various new pets.
I had this idea swirling around in my head for a while. What about, say- Momonga and the Guardians, find a guild member in E-Rantel. But, they didn't seem to look heteromorphic and seemingly forgot or struggled to figure out how to use their in-game skills in the new world. ((Maybe some Demiurge love on the side? *cough cough* ))
Iâm... so in love...
Please. Someone help this disaster.
Ainz had found you struggling in the adventurerâs guild, and was caught on that you were a player when you hesitantly admitted you couldnât read a thing that those posters said.
Had brought you to an alleyway, and asked if you had known of Yggdrasil.
When you lit up and gave him the widest smile the world had ever seen he had dismissed Nabe to confirm you were a player.
When he revealed his true identity you were shell shocked.
Momonga??? The guild leader of Ainz Ooal Gown??? Of all the people to meet you meet this guy?
So. Fucking. Cool.
He brings you to Nazarick, after making sure you were absolutely no threat to Nazarick. In fact you were only around level 40-50, so he wasnât too worried.
Que you fangirling over Nazarick
Itâs there where you reveal that you donât remember any of your powers or abilities.
You explain to him that you had taken a break from the game for a few months because you had gotten burnt out of it, and only joined back when you heard that the server was shutting down to visit your old guild for Nostalgia reasons.
After explaining what class and level you were, he brought out his big book of old yggdrasil rules and you two began to work everything out
He orders Demiurge to be the one to help you with your abilities when he canât
Which ends up being a lot... heâs a very busy guy you note
When you first see Demiurge your mouth drops
Heâs so tall... and so cool...
At first Demiurge is like... high key suspicious of you
And high key doesnât trust you
But you surprised him
Your willingness to learn and to adapt, when he would sneak a peek around the corner to see you practicing your spells and how you handled a weapon
Even if you werenât immune to fatigue you still spent as much time as your body could handle getting acquainted to your new world
Ainz had told them that you were like him. At first he foolishly doubted his lord.
Someone so clumsy and inexperienced with their powers was nothing like their the calculating and skillful master
But he was wrong, over time he saw it.
Eventually he grew feelings for you. It would come out as him smiling fondly whenever he would see you struggling and go out of his way to help you.
Or be super protective of you when you two were placed on missions together that required you to get your... hands dirty. So to say.
He made sure you were safe, and spent countless hours helping you hone your skills.
He feels so proud every time he watched you kick ass.
So, let's see: S/O (an albino succubus with the same clothes of Pandora's Actor, just they're grey and light blue) that's considered the mother of the Ainz Ooal Gown members, always caring and worrying for them all, but the unknown was that she was a pervert (worse than Peroroncino) Âżhow will Momonga (A.K.A Ainz) react to that and her frequent flirting to him? Sorry for the cringy ask and english! (ïœĄĆïčĆ)
Iâm not going to make the reader that specific in the ways of looks, but I got the aspect of their personality! Sorry if this is bad, but I was kind of at a loss.
He thought you were a fantastic asset to Nazarick
You cared so much of the well being of his denizens, he could never be so happy.
But then you started flirting with him.
Dear lord. Please help him.
He already had to deal with Albedo and Shalltear, now you too?!?!
To be honest youâd have to cut back on the flirting to really win his heart.
I feel like since heâs just so pinned after eventually he makes barricades against it.
Be vulnerable to him, connect with him on an emotional level.
Seeing this, your pure and raw emotions. Seeing You. Thatâs when he fell.
Of course he never really expected you to stop flirting with him, but please... for his sake...
He likes it better when youâre genuine and not just flirting.. not to say that your flirts are disingenuous of course. He doesnât see your attraction in such a face value way.
But the poor boy just doesnât know what to do.
But if you were, to say, aim that motherly love and care towards him???
You have him swooning.
Being cared for as Ainz is no new thing. But to be cared for as Momonga/Sazuki?
Itâs a relief, to seek comfort in you without his walls or his persona. To just be himself with you.
He probably likes to just lay in your arms as he sighs, complaining about how tiring it is.
Please pet him.
Please hug him.
Please kiss him on his cheekbone.
Let him lay on you and just tell him everything is gonna be okay.
This bone daddy really needs it.
Could you make head canons based on Yandere Shalltear, Aura, Mare and Ainz??
WARNING: Some yandere shit going on, definitely a darker post. If you feel uncomfortable with stuff like this please skip it.
Shalltear (Warning: Gets into slight N SF W territory)
The most openly Yandere of them all.
Itâs canon that she already abuses her servants, almost like a Master/Servant BDSM thing.
You, of course, would be no exception.
Besides the fact that youâd be her favorite, of course.
Youâre well taken care of during the day by other servants, but when she is there youâd be her personal servant.
When you came around she stopped playing with the others, and focused solely on you.
She knows exactly what sheâs doing. She gives you pain, then pleasure. Sheâs cruel, and then sheâs overbearingly sweet. She knows exactly when to give and take until the point where you lose sense of reality.
And she absolutely lavishes in it.
To break someone like you, to have someone like you depend solely on her. To beg for her company, her touch, to grovel at her feet and plead and sob so beautifully...
It absolutely makes her heart soar.
Long nights of pleasure, at the mercy of her gentle yet dangerous touch as youâre rewarded for being a good little servant.
Or grueling nights of punishment, if you were to act out of line. Blindfolds, gags, whips... you learn your lesson quickly.
Quiet apologies as she coos, gently stroking your tear stained face with her nails. It was your fault that this happened... if only you had listened to her.
If youâre good tomorrow sheâll reward you.
Aura
The most aloof yandere
Sheâd probably treat you like one of her pets
If youâre the type to run away a lot youâd have a collar and leash
But if youâre the obedient type you wouldnât have the leash
Either way she wants you to be by her side at virtually all times
She doesnât ever really hurt you physically, but she doesnât take you seriously
Any plead or sob to go home is met with gentle cooing and a âsilly, this is your home!â
She enjoys your reactions and your opinions, even if she doesnât really seem to think of you as her equal
She also enjoys feeding you all sorts of food to see how youâd react
She giggles uncontrollably every time she sees you scrunch your face up in disgust, or smiles fondly when she sees you have a stupid giddy smile on your face at the sight of sweets
Youâre there for her entertainment
Though luckily for you she seems to be plenty entertained with your mere self
You donât want to imagine what would happen if she lost interest
Mare
The stalker/shy yandere
Had met you on a mission for lord Ainz
For some reason instantly became attracted to you when he saw you working in your village
For the longest time didnât know how to approach you, so instead just settled with stalking you
He would use spells sometimes, but much preferred spying on you in person
He felt closer to you that way
Eventually he learned everything about you
Your name, age, favorite color, favorite meal, how you liked to make your bed, that you liked to sit under the tree at the top of the hill to the east every sunday morning and-
He learned everything about you. And he absolutely fell head over heels... the only problem was...
You didnât even know he existed.
Eventually you managed to spot him once, a slip up on his part really.
At first you thought he was a lost child...
He played along.
The two of you eventually grew close, him relearning everything about you. He was smart enough to not let you catch on to his stalkerish tendencies... being shy helped in that aspect.
Every time you held his hand, every time you smiled to him, every time you even appeared in his vision he felt his heart flutter and a wide shy smile spread across his face.
You noticed some of the males in the village go missing, ones that harassed you for whatever reason. A power trip, most likely.
In fact you noticed yourself just being safer in general ever since you met Mare.
There were no monsters out to harass you, your garden was growing beautifully... and all after you met him.
Maybe he was your good luck charm?
Just donât look at other people the way you look at him.
Ainz
The manipulative yandere
The most capable of hiding it
Youâre probably a player too, that he came up across in his conquest
After making sure you were completely harmless and an asset to Nazarick he attaches himself to you
He begins to confide in you and seek comfort in you
But he worries, that you too would leave him like his comrades
He begins to instill doubt in you
Make you question yourself, to make you come to him for support
He wants you to be dependent on him, to rely on him, to trust him
If there was to be anyone that you confided in and seeked support from that wasnât him, he would surely change that
He sets them up to be the bad guy, makes you believe that theyâre no good for you
Eventually you cut ties with all of your old connections, but made new ones throughout Nazarick.
Youâve never felt so at home before a day in your life
And if anyone were to somehow point out his manipulative tendencies, he would have already gotten you to the point to where you would have never believed them
How could they say that? About Momonga? He was such a kind person, who was looking out for his kingdom. Of course he had to do some unsavory things but doesnât every generous ruler?
And most importantly he was someone you cared about! And they say such things about him...
He plays it out until you willingly come to him
Youâre the one who confesses, and he acts like he had no idea... but felt the same.
Everything is perfect, you follow him so willingly and so fatefully
And in turn you have the world presented to you for the taking...
But why would you need the world when you have someone like Momonga?
