I'm a mermaid

Just kidding, I'm a nursing student.

[the-awesome-quotes]

[lifeascaptain]

This is damn cute.

[coloradohounds]

Life goals tbh

[teathattast]

🌍🌎🌏

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

[amynchan]

It’s so strangely satisfying?

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Kat Swenski

[laughingsquid]

Giant Invisible Jet Made Out of Balloons That Wraps Around a Little Girl Dressed as Wonder Woman

[sharpayevons-deactivated2015030]

“At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

[sofapizza]

[niccageinabearcostume]

Nobody won this day

[tastefullyoffensive]

Nailed it. (via pakabaka)

[awesome-picz]

[pr1nceshawn]

Cats Can Pretty Much Sleep Anywhere.

[helila]

have some cats 

[catsandkitten]

Spaghetti learns about his roots and, more importantly, about himself.

[happytripawd]

[thenatsdorf]

Little boy and his big dog. [via andyseliverstoff]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[perylenegreen-deactivated202202]

illegal

[wwinterweb]

Funny Marriage Tweets (see 15 more)

[bob-belcher]