Overthinkingemily

Be Kind. Read More.

[fcntasmas-archive]

Marshawn Lynch on Murderville (season one, episode two)

[funnytwittertweets]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

people say the Magnus Archives isn’t funny but then what do you call the bit in “First Hunt” when an old man tells a harrowing story of his friend being murdered by a werewolf that proceeded to hunt the old man for sport for hours only for Jon to say “that’s nice but it happened in America so that’s really not my problem, is it?”

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what do you call the end of “Blood Bag” when, after hearing about a man dying on the spot after being set up by a swarm of innumerable paranormal mosquitoes, Jonathan’s entire response is “personally I hate mosquitoes and cannot believe this idiot was trying to deal with them nonlethally. 0 sympathy from me sir.”

[toranj]

#“whoever brings me a statement about MUMMIES 100% deserves EVERYTHING THAT COMES TO THEM” (x)

[guerrillatech]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[funnytwittertweets]

[mjalti]

[spoogliedoo]

love watching almost 50,000 people cheer on this perfect creature evade rent-a-cops for four fucking minutes

[pwlanier]

Basalt Pebble Carved as a Mouflon, Indus Valley, 3rd millennium BC.

Courtesy Alain Truong

[realshinjiikari]

Imagine carving a funky little goat and 5000 years later people are looking at it in a museum.

[livingbythewords]

Every time I feel bad about my writing, I think of that line and immediately feel better.

[bewbin]

this scene always cracked me up as a kid

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[catchymemes]

[samanthamash]

Honestly, I just think my cat Seti is the cutest.

He can be a loaf, he can be tall. Sometimes his tongue sticks out.

[bob-belcher]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]