[dulect]

me at 13: *has acne*

somebody: don't worry it will go away

me at 20: when

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

lmao being mean is so boring like??? complimenting girls? smiling at people when ur walking around town?? being mindful of the energy that ur tone and body language are putting out?? GOD thats so chic

[bigspender]

me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[angryblackgirlrants-blog-deacti]

Let’s do a little recap of Amy Schumer’s racism, okay?

Amy Schumer joked about men of color being more likely to sexually harass vs YT men.

In her 2012 show “Mostly Sex Stuff,” Amy Schumer insulted African women’s names, called them “wild,” and performed a racist impersonation of Black folks.

Amy suggested that Latina women were “crazy” during the 2015 MTV Video Awards.

Once, Schumer said, “I used to date Hispanic guys, but now I prefer consensual” implying that all Hispanic men are rapists – a suggestion that mirrors the racism of Donald Trump.

In her latest stunt, Amy parodied Beyonce’s “Formation” music video which was originally a commentary on race and police brutality. She used a moment that celebrated Blackness and turned it into a whitewashed opportunity to make cash.

And then, someone sent me this tweet below of Amy’s anti-Asian racism.

But aye!! She’s a feminist, right? She’s down for the cause, right? She talks about body positivity and all that YT feminist jazz while she shits on POC, right?

Funny. Very funny.

-Source: The Love Life Of An Asian Guy/FB

#WhiteFeministsGottaGo

[covid-69]

don’t forget that she raped a drunk guy and tried to make it sound like it was just a weird encounter

[quinnfabrayapologist]

Reblogging this because Amy Schumer’s new movie is all over our dashes so this should be too

[stuff-and-thangs-l-deactivated2]

She’s so gross honestly

[lyjerria]

I pray that every woman finds someone that makes you feel like relationships really don’t have to be so hard. They don’t have to take such a big toll on you emotionally. You’re supposed to be indescribably happy

[epicallyepicepicosity-deactivat]

[raccoonfootproductions]

This is the most wholesome political comic I’ve ever seen.

[laachi]

the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so

[lavendergin]

[mnemosyneses]

[everythingstarstuff]

WHOOP

[forza-tricolor-deactivated20181]

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[awwww-cute]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[westborofaptist]

mark went in and took no hostages

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

[lizun]

We need more women like this

[vfpalestine]

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one