me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have
sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat
Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have
Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him
you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you
His tag says “Long Boy Bob” 😂😂
Reblog= equals one pat For long boy bob
Like= more cat treats
I love dumb cats
This is Moe. He’s so stupid he started chasing shadows. Like we didn’t use laser pointers or try making special movements with shadows. He just one day decided to start trying to beat the shit out of every shadow that goes by him. He may look fat in the picture but that’s pretty much all fur. I like to think that’s what the inside of his skull is like too.
The dearly departed Queen Trinian of Fuzzwumpia would regularly fall down stairs because she forgot where she was and start grooming herself
She’d also investigate candles. Singe her tail, be upset for a few minutes, then go lean closer and closer to the mysterious warm thing and singe herself. This would continue until I gave up and put out the candle.
She was a good girl.






















