Does this LOOK like Heaven?

* ☆ ✮ * Hello, world of tumbling. My name is Johnny, but you may call me Nny for short. I have nothing esle to say. I like monkeys.... {RP and ask blog}* ☆ ✮ *

[overxthexstars]

Dear Die-ary,

I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.~

Miss me?

This place sure is a ghost-town, but that’s quite alright. Guess where I just came back from? Hmmm? Guess. I’ll give you a hint:  h y p n o t i s t .

Hrm, ok. Yes, you’re right. That’s not really a hint, so much as it is the actual answer you were supposed to guess, but.... If you guessed ‘hypnotist’, then you would be correct! 

It was strange. I didn’t want to relinquish control of my mind. But evidently that isn’t what it is at all. It’s essentially just a ‘guided meditation’. Which was very calming, actually. He tried to guide me to fall asleep, but instead, my brain was asleep and not my actual body. So, I’m not exactly sure what happened. But when I came to again, there was blood all over everything, including his paperwork! And he was mysteriously gone.... But no bother. He probably had an urgent ‘Thing’ to attend to. I know how that is. 

Still not sure how I feel about the experience. I might go back, not sure. I called to make another appointment as soon as I made it back to my apartment, but it just keeps ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing. 

Kind of rude, really.

[weirdlandtv]

Sculptures by Scott Radke.

[prakashkc]

I want to leave.

[m0nsterjuice-art]

some doodles i made forever ago of scp-049 but like…… … with a drooly beak mouth… …. ..

[itsfuegon]

flattered

[killerkewpies]

oh worm?

[neglected-mistake]

“It’s times like these when I hope Nny is taking care of my puppy…”

[overxthexstars]

Puppies are but an illusion.

[overxthexstars]

Who am I? Who is this person I see staring back at me?

[overxthexstars]

Dear Die-ary,

Nothing particularly special, just very... lonely. I realize how cliché it is to write about this, as most people experience loneliness and being overlooked by most of society. I am not special, nor am I advocating such a notion. I'm simply stating facts. The sound of crunching and... lip smacky noises can be heard beside me. Another fact. I attempt to tune this out, but I cannot help for the life of me just how much this noise makes me want to punch a hole into a perfectly good table. While I still have rational thought not to injur my hand over something so ludicrous, I'll attempt to slink away. I know how to silence this noise, of course. But I don't really want to stoop to that right now. I've had some hangups with that sort of behavior lately. I'm not sure if I'm broken even further, or if I'm reaching a breakthrough. I don't even know the difference anymore...

[overxthexstars]

"It's times like these I wonder why no one seems to like my personality. But then I realize EXACTLY the problem."

[neglected-mistake]

-Carefully and casually slides in from your slightly AJAR window.- HELLO, Squeegee! I see you're trying to sleep, but I've come to request that I make cocoa instead.

Almost jumping out of his skin from the surprised guest in his room, Todd squealed.  “…I-I’m not trying to sleep. Not anymore that is.“ he was shook a little. Not from Nny’s appereance, but from something else. “Coacoa?-…wait..why didn’t you just walk into the room?” Todd raised a brow.

[overxthexstars]

"Oh, Squee. Why wouldn't I use a perfectly good window? And MINE at that!" He grinned, walking out of the bedroom and down the hall toward the kitchen. "You like marshmallows in yours?," he called.

[goneintorapture]

[overxthexstars]

"I have attempted to construct a maze out of gnomes. Do you think my captors are incompetent enough to get lost in this and... perish? Oooooooh, but then again if you happen to fall over, which is VERY likely in a tightly enclosed space of rather pointy things, that's ALSO pretty funny. Hmmm...."

[socialpsychopathblr]

[mega-wad]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[newterjuice]

good d&d moments

-saying someone immidiately dies when they flub a survival check

-when one person is in on the horribleness/weirdness the dm is doing and they’re laughing while everyone is freaking out

-improvised weapons

-begging the dm to let you use a skill beside the one they just told you to roll

-everyone rolling low on perception and hearing the dm say “okay, never mind”

-deliberately terrible character voices

-running jokes that spring up within a group

-watching someone make an idiot of theirself in front of an important npc

-the evil dm laugh

-feel free to add more

[captainlordauditor]

-making checks for mundane things (DM made everyone roll a constitution check to see how well they handled spicy food)

-when u roll really well and the dm sighs bc u just ruined their bossfight

[overxthexstars]

"Everything I touch turns to shit. More and more, without fail, I know I affect the world around me in negative ways. I complain about the atrocities of the world and attempt to 'make it better' but I am no better. I'm just a walking ghost, sitting up way past my bedtime dwelling on all of the shitty choices I've made. Letting anxiety eat me and in return eating very little. Breathing strangely. Faced with panics. Things did not, as I had so hoped once, get better. In fact, after everything was said and done, I realized there was no purpose. It all disappeared. Things used to HAPPEN. But now all I hear is the defeaning silence of my wrongdoings' consequences. And some may say I am being dramatic, continuing to spew my sorry excuse for eloquent prose. As if I'm better. As if I'm making my problems sound glamorous or.... something worth caring about."