Owen's Shitposts

Shitpost version of main blog

[owens-shitposts]

my ear hurts

[owens-shitposts]

I'm gonna piss on someone

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[daysleftofsecondterm]

1,062 days left

[biteygremlinanon]

I like the like to reblog ratio

[owens-shitposts]

my pfp is my old cat btw my mummy gave him away without telling me

[owens-shitposts]

*gives birth*

thanks dad

[owens-shitposts]

im gonna jump in your Cadillac.

okay buster

[anothergrigem-deactivated202603]

is it actually humanly possible to make grigem angst?? give me one situation in which it would work because these two are too joyful and cheery to ever possible be associated with despair

[owens-shitposts]

they both fucking die.

[owens-shitposts]

BRO I WANT AN ARTIST TO SEND ME THEIR LINEART AS LIKE A PNG SO THAT I CAN COLOUR IT IN LIKE A COLORING BOOK

LIKE I SUCK AT DRAWING BUT MAN CAN I COLOUR

ARTISTS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Grians and Scars are my babies

[marmalade-neon]

If you want, I have Avian Grian. If you want a face, do it yourself

[owens-shitposts]

wait why is this actually fucking peak???????????

[owens-shitposts]

gang i CRAVE attention from an older woman...PLEASE UHHHHHHHHHHHH

not like 18+ tho...ovi

[wanderinaballerina]

tag game!

put a cursed image and how you found out you were queer below!

I google searched in a music class “What is it called when you can’t see yourself dating girls or boys?” And grey ace pulled up, I just went for full asexual, then I found out what Aro was and I was like yeah that checks and that’s how I found out I was aroace :)

@blu3berrypossums @not-really-a-conjunction @duckwithdeviousintent @kerokerrrokerroppi @yourl0calqueer and anyone else :D

[not-really-a-conjunction]

(What my friend sent me from her church lol)

but uhm when I was a child I watched owl house and seeing luz and amity awakened something in me I think

@television-static-143 @cranberry-branflakes @foundheaven013 @ravensdecent36 @strawberryfinchyy @thevalkyrieflies @unusualeducation @your-local-book-hoarder @sonny-boiiii (tried to tag as many ppl as possible to get this off the ground heheh)

[foundheaven013]

this card i found at a record store

uhh i lowkey don’t remember, i think i found out about asexuality through pinterest, then was like “i don’t have time to figure ts out rn” and forgot about it for a year until pinterest started showing me memes about being ace and i was like “oh shit yeah that’s me lol”

@redwinesupanover @no-one-really-claires @earth2audie @aurore-abeille @alleybloom @wolfstarwitch70 @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourl0calqueer @vampiricbisexuality

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

uh this is me sitting on a walk in freezer

my gay awakening (i know i didn’t like men, i thought i just didn’t like anyone) was rio in agatha all along

and i found out i was ace when i learned sex was something people enjoyed, not just how you have a child

@finnjareau-prentiss @makenzie-is-awesome @lavendertortoise12 @kingofkaumidy2 @kiarapinksblog @moonlighthibiscus @clauloves5sosandgays

[queen-of-sapphics]

my gay awaking was middle school specifically 7th grade everyone was talking about aex and I just didn't really seem interested in it.

@cholgamer @calciumhasarrived @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @catgirl-luca @lesbianhouseplant @ashleiiii-the-trans-sapphie @necroticthieftotem @ston3d-sharkboy @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @algae122 @sapphic-offical @that-one-long-eared-ronin

[sapphic-offical]

we were in a lesson on LGBTQ+ and images of some LGBTQ+ celebs were put on the board. I figured it out when I thought all the women were hot

@a-dam-tris-prior-fan @twink-offical @t0adst00ls @princessnymphae @hekate-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @eraser-offical @shenanigan42 @fandom-gremlin @canondivergencemylove

[skeletal-spire-man]

And I dont actually know. Everything has been really confusing my whole life and I my entire childhood is blurry in my memory.

But I do remember when I was about 5-6 picking my older cousin up from secondary school (heavily Christian all girls secondary school. With nuns for teachers {basically all public schools in Ireland} )

And she mentioned that that it was really odd but nice how the teachers used a new name of someone she knew (using Sam instead of their deadname) and using the correct pronouns (I don't remember if it was he or they tbh)

And I basically went "could that be me?" Until I somehow learned about surgery and whatnot and that scared me so I kinda went back too "I'm a girl"

also the fact people had crushes in school and that wasn't just wanting to be friends with them-

And the fact that people actually want to have sex.

Open tags.

[dawn-but-different]

I felt my self just really wanting to be near one of my female friends in year 5 (9-10 years old) and I was watching the dream smp at that time (crazy age to watch it im aware) and found out about gay people lmao, me and that girl dated till year 8 (12-13 years old) then I had a crush on (ironically) a gay guy 😭. That's how I realised I'm omni-female pref

That is a weird story I realise.

Tags: @apollomidnight13 @hollowwish @lunathetunaaa @yourlocalavian @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @licoricetwistz @kelinthebox @deluluna-1108 @yosanoschainsaw @thatnikkibaby @starryfoxglove @moon-storm @xohorses @axilotlbucket @opal-and-pumpkin @jellyfishizhere @ghostie-blu @foxfire16 @sporeofmanynames @venuscrashed14 @mxshrimp @aussiebeth @cha0ticcr0w @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @mars2moons @waffalotl @katseni @fransiesstuff @finnslay @thunder-dexy @roroprin @bees-with-a-camera @g00sey-g00se @s1lly-koda @viddles-is-a-nerd @anime-an-god @sweetestpeachess @wiltingtu1ips @iwishfishwerereal @lavendermoon48 @hcat15 @spindlezero @ramblingsfromanerd @toadfree @autopilotangel @ilovemonsterandiamgayaf @thesaltyblobfish @shadow-ember16 @jamwam0 @phoenixcraft413 @silvertheindignantfox @oliverquary @callofwinter @blarnified + open tags

sorry if any of yall aren't queer lmao

[moon-storm]

Fan fics began it all, I had some LGBTQ friends so knew about it but was pretty sure I was straight. I had some gay as fuck interactions that my stupid little brain didn’t comprehend but I got introduced to gay fanfic thru the compilation on YouTube of “ships that were ment to be cannon” and came across Klance from Voltron and become obsessed and read fanfic about it then life series and then on and I was like oh I’m bi that exists the trans/non-binary just came from hating how I looked and being jealous how how men looked instead of finding them attractive and sex disgusts me 

Tags:

@mars2moons @aussiebeth @astraeawritingarchive @astraeasilvers @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @ghostie-blu @no1likemickey @jellyfishizhere @opal-and-pumpkin @rusty-spooooooooon @silvertheindignantfox @starryfoxglove @venuscrashed14 @onlypartiallysane @sporeofmanynames @starryfoxglove

[mars2moons]

My friends showed me a picture of a celebrity and was like “isn’t he hot?????” And I said naw he looks kinda ugly.

then I realized I found everyone in a romantic way kinda ugly

yea this is how it happened.

No I am not joking

@aussiebeth @opal-and-pumpkin @yourlocalavian @owenzitx @oliverquary

[owens-shitposts]

my mummy asked me if i had a crush on my nb (afab) bestie

and i was like "oh fuck, i do"

now im a weird gay boy who likes women a normal amount (<-lies) and like men because they look so kickable

of frick i dont know anyone @katseni hey pookie you are my only other moot 🤸

[orion-d-kay]

Tumblr dashboard bullied me into reading Midnight Strangers. My thoughts so far:

[owens-shitposts]

the second one is FRYING ME

[owens-shitposts]

WHY ARE WE SHIPPING MS!GRIAN AND DDVAU!CUTE-GUY

LIKE I LOVE ME SOME GRIANCEST BUT LIKE

how did we all go "yeah that makes sence"????????????????

i havent seen a single post being like "bro this is weird please stop"

actually PLEASE CONTINUE THIS IS PEAK

[owens-shitposts]

BRO I WANT AN ARTIST TO SEND ME THEIR LINEART AS LIKE A PNG SO THAT I CAN COLOUR IT IN LIKE A COLORING BOOK

LIKE I SUCK AT DRAWING BUT MAN CAN I COLOUR

ARTISTS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Grians and Scars are my babies

[marmalade-neon]

Well, good for you i hate colouring, have scar and grian dancing

[owens-shitposts]

OMG YAYAYAYAYAAY I'LL GET ON THIS IMEDIANTLY THANK YOU

[owens-shitposts]

I'm done :3

i also gave a few of my personal thoughts on the lineart :D

So this is the drawing, i hope you like it! It is NOT my best work but i had fun

then these are my notes, nothing is meant to be taken as an insult btw

[owens-shitposts]

BRO I WANT AN ARTIST TO SEND ME THEIR LINEART AS LIKE A PNG SO THAT I CAN COLOUR IT IN LIKE A COLORING BOOK

LIKE I SUCK AT DRAWING BUT MAN CAN I COLOUR

ARTISTS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Grians and Scars are my babies

[marmalade-neon]

Well, good for you i hate colouring, have scar and grian dancing

[owens-shitposts]

OMG YAYAYAYAYAAY I'LL GET ON THIS IMEDIANTLY THANK YOU

[owens-shitposts]

BRO I WANT AN ARTIST TO SEND ME THEIR LINEART AS LIKE A PNG SO THAT I CAN COLOUR IT IN LIKE A COLORING BOOK

LIKE I SUCK AT DRAWING BUT MAN CAN I COLOUR

ARTISTS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Grians and Scars are my babies

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[goodolddumbbanana]

I’m a banana

[axel-jesterally]

Im a racoon

[sillyzone1209]

I’m a clown

[moonsandloons]

Lady and the tramp I’m both

[catboy-tdick]

all the stars are us and me

[grey-rays-of-sunshine]

i’m a creature who wears fishnets

[doctors--sunshine]

something in the fog

[nico-the-overlord]

Tannin waters, seeping in then clearing slowly, repetitively

[kits-extreme-autism]

Bunny

[siley-the-wizard]

A spec of stardust floating in the infinitely expanding universe

[chaos-triangle]

I’m the essence o’ weird!

[phaeron-of-somewhere]

Yes. And no. Sometimes maybe, as a treat

[hi-imaflamingo]

i’ve given up on that

[autophobiastar]

I’m Boffa

[owens-shitposts]

its whatever the wind whispers that it is today

[casivarn]

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

[owens-shitposts]

Scar: "Listen here pretty boy-"

Grian: "I know you wanna kiss me but shut up and go put clothes on"