owl lungs

[winterfoxo]

So I finished reading six of crows. Goooood book good book

Accept my offering dear SoC tumblr fandom

Based on this meme!!

[shadowsingerofnight]

brennan: you’re either part of the problem or part of the solution, so which is it going to be?

violet: oh I’m going to be the whole entire problem, just watch me

ridoc: hell yes!

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: Sit down, I'm gonna torture you now Xaden, smirking: kinky. Violet: I think you're sweet and breathtaking. Xaden: What— Violet: You deserve to be cared for. Xaden: Stop, now— Violet: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. Xaden: I need a safeword!

[depsidase]

[guerrillatech]

[court-of-secrets]

with all due respect, that’s like a hundred horny teenagers to early twenty year olds stuck in a house together with VERY questionable reasoning abilities and questionable access to birth control who also know they might die any day because of the war

i’m not saying it’ll be violet, but SOMEONE IS GETTING PREGNANT

(sloane and dain 🙏🙏🙏🫣)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

initially i thought girl dinner was referring to like,

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im on the transgender humor website so i naturally assumed "girl dinner" was approximately:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it coulda been GIRL DINNER

[guerrillatech]

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[theconcealedweapon]

[justascrollingghost]

The idea that Xaden regularly gets bombarded with Violet’s thoughts about wanting to climb him like a tree whilst he’s just trying to get through the day unscathed is actually so funny to me

[westiec]

You've gotta love Jews more than you hate Nazis.

You've gotta love trans folks more than you hate TERFs.

You've gotta love your unhoused neighbors more than you hate the billionaires.

You've gotta love immigrants more than you hate ICE.

You've gotta love queer kids more than you hate christian fundamentalists.

You've gotta love fat people more than you hate the diet industry.

You've gotta love disabled people more than you hate the insurance companies.

You've gotta love your fellow humans more than you hate the worst that humanity has to offer. You don't have to like every person you're fighting for, and you sure as hell don't have to give up your righteous anger, but hate is ultimately corrosive.

You've gotta love.

[depsidase]

[chocholon]

Happy pride month to fellow Poles! And to non-poles who won't understand those memes

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[teaboot]

Pirating abandonware is cyberarchaeology Preservation powered by a modern methodology Bury shit and find it later under public property Or offer an alternative to profit economically

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[teaboot]

Pirating abandonware is cyberarchaeology Preservation powered by a modern methodology Bury shit and find it later under public property Or offer an alternative to profit economically

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Some parents will never forgive you for how they failed you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The crux being, of course, that this is yet another one of their failures.

Hear this: like every other way they've failed you, it has nothing to do with you. It has nothing to do with you. My darling, it never had a thing to do with you.

It was always them.