Owlet from Slytherin

I like to reblog random stuff I find funny and also right extensive rant's and talk about the god awful dad jokes I get. I also am a book, science and skeptic geek. And I'm passionate about biology. 

[austinlanghams]

Jimmy Kimmel: What if we forget? What if I forget to vote?  Michelle Obama: If you forget? Well, I have a plan for that, Jimmy.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

Oh. My. God.

[owletfromslytherin]

So many people “following” me lately, oh look at you Debbie you want me to web chat with you sure. I like pleasant conversation.

[vablatsky]

[neil-gaiman]

Hallowe’en is coming…

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to Sofa (via imgur)

[owletfromslytherin]

Dear people who think they can say they want to do a walk with me for cancer research, but then decide at the last minute they don’t fucking care. Fuck you. Stop asking me to do things and say how strong I am. Then tell me fuck all. I could have done the walk by myself instead I am doing a walk with empty hands and dear others don’t make my family feel guilty for walking with me instead of another cancer  survivor family member. I fucking went through it too. So fuck you.

[campaignagainstcliche]

[neil-gaiman]

Only true up to a point. Depends very much on the artist. Dave McKean looked at my long description of everyone at a party (in Hellblazer 27), and then drew two people in soft focus framing the people who were talking, telling us that there was a party going on without drawing it. Whereas Sam Keith was so happy drawing individual demons from horizon to horizon across a double page spread in Sandman #4, that he inked it himself as well. Most of the fun of writing Sandman came from asking artists what they wanted to draw. Some artists I’ve known go pale at the thought of having to draw two people talking in a room over and over and only cheer up when you offer them an armada of 200 spaceships…

[dosedotcom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via iSmashFizzle)

[chrishallbeck]

Blue.

hallbeck.com

[chrishallbeck]

Daytime reblog.

[noobtheloser]

Friends don’t let friends wait tables. Bonus sketch here. More comics here.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[memegod]

[optimistichideoutmoon-deactivat]

It’s been 4 months, but this still gets me.

[timeaway]

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

[podencos]

Dissociating

[justaminorthreat]

Having an existential crisis.

[vohugaona]

All of the above + singing.

[mgodp]

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

[witchkriege]

imagining scenarios that will never happen

[badluckbadger]

crying

[acreaturecalledgreed]

water warm

feels nice

[relentlessandimperfect]

Literally all of these

[lunarbaboon]

lunarbaboon facebook twitter patreon

[end0skeletal]

[stabbie-deactivated20240507]

@the-0wl-prince the first one: owl borb

[gaychristianprobs]

[lesbiankingjulien]

Mara Wilson comes out

[nostraights]

Matildas gay. Everything you love is gay