love and pussy

30s | it/its | tme | white *catgirlaccelerationist can change my gender* | may have NSFW content |

[ashleyloob]

bodega dog (and catgirl) available as a print!

[probuccalfat]

i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real

[probuccalfat]

i’m horny again so everyone get nasty and get freaky

[monkeyislandtwo]

why r callouts always like "please dont harass this person and dont go after them. anyway heres every single detail of their life gathered by stalking and their private profiles for all to see"

[monkeyislandtwo]

"please don't go after this person! now let me post this document for every single one of my followers and list every single one of their usernames"

[cannibalisticdespair]

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[whysp]

[tura23]

Me and my goth friends in the bathroom at the club.

[septimusprime]

[glintblade]

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

[glintblade]

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[qillermeme]

[terriblewomanyuri]

Just to make it clear, this happened December 15, 1923. This was a man enslaved by a system that gave him pennies as pay and hundreds in debts.

He killed anywhere from two to twelve of the people who wanted to lynch him and wounded up to twenty-six other members of the lynch mob. That year, eighty-four Black people had been lynched in the state (Mississippi) he lived in.

Slavery in the USA never ended, and it sure as hell didn't end with the American Civil War.

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[mariamlovesyou]

fyuck 😫

[mariamlovesyou]

this is the worst scam ever they didnt even include the link

[dankxsinatra]

[creepymutelilbugger]

consider helping two trans women stay housed in the heatwave

hi it’s me again because everything hates me ! im a disabled and undiagnosed trans woman and my roommate is a trans system and we were kicked out of our previous home hours after finishing moving in because the homeowner found out we were trans. he currently has almost all of our possessions hostage in his home and we are staying in a shitty motel we rented with m0ney we borrowed from a friend. we have no family help and no one who can take us in, and we were just denied work after weeks of being led on by interviews and phone calls. we are continuing to look with everything we’ve got. the water here has lead in it so we have to buy water, and the stove releases fumes that make me feel nauseous and lightheaded when i turn it on, so we only have a microwave to cook in. this place is crummy but it has a/c and we need to stay here to avoid being out in the heatwave. please, please consider sharing the post or helping us out. we are trying so hard. thank you. links down there ⬇️

pp: @rainwave17

ca: $rainwave177

vm: @creepymutelilbugger

dm me for my Zelle

[creepymutelilbugger]

i will soon stop having to make these posts either because i got a job or died so just bear with me !! we are still at 45/350 , please help how you can. thank you very much

[pawberri]

People with a penis: is this even possible because it sounds insane

[pawberri]

This has led me to discover guys are doing this to try to make their penis longer . And theyre selling this torture device to them

[pawberri]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[default-cube]

reblogging with tongue