Hello! This is my side account of @deadwolfia dedicated primarily to Warhammer 40k
If you find me n recognize my style, I used to be @squishyowl , which is currently defunct and I do not plan to return. If you're wondering why I left, I just felt very overwhelmed by self-imposed expectations I couldn't live up to, and with my growing distance with 40k, I had to start over elsewhere.
So! I'm starting over here. I'll be reposting many of my 40k pieces (ones that I actually like and not ones I felt obligated to make), and the handful of new pieces I'll make. Enjoy!
(Reminder: this is an 18+ page, so be mindful of that)
DNI:
the usual (TERFs, homophobes, MAGA, etc etc)
primarchcest/primarch shippers/primarch x astartes shippers (genuinely block me if you ship these, it'll save both of us the headache. You do you, it just personally makes me very uncomfortable)
Context: We've been out of a car for over a month. We got it fixed faster than expected because a friend spotted us for the alternator temporarily, and Owen literally just. Did the work himself again. So she's back, but we have literally zero dollars for insurance because of us having to drain our funds with uber and ordering groceries and how much rent was (I will not get into the context of that because i'll get bitter again).
Anyway, we literally cannot afford to not have a car anymore because we're tapped and if we need to get somewhere we have no uber money and apparently our friends don't like us enough to help :')
The amount will probably be (safely) around $90, but I might keep this up for a little bit past that because we need gas for said car and electricity (it's a prepaid plan and it's also summer in Texas, the math is horrific).
Please help a disabled trans person get their life back on track, I'm so fucking tired.
[c*sh*pp]
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(Disclaimer: I am a very low functioning schizoaffective system with intense chronic pain disorders, so I'm incapable of working, and Texas refuses to grant people disability. Also, being trans in a small Southern town makes you virtually unemployable. I shouldn't have to justify my lack of employment, but people are fucking rude.)
Leman Russ, The Great Wolf King, Primarch of the VI Legion, The Emperor's Executioner, Supreme Lord of Winter and War, and King of Fenris....Save me...
Leman Russ, The Great Wolf King, Primarch of the VI Legion, The Emperor's Executioner, Supreme Lord of Winter and War, and King of Fenris,
save me Leman Russ, The Great Wolf King, Primarch of the VI Legion, The Emperor's Executioner, Supreme Lord of Winter and War ,and King of Fenris
I'm literallyjust so fucking tired LMAOOO with the car not working again and all the medical bills that are piling up (which is great because they still don't know what's been making me horrifically sick for months), we have to keep ordering groceries and using Uber again, and we basically are back to being broke :) I want to throw myself off a bridge but I can't! I fucking guess!!!
Anyway, we didn't manage to get to the Internet bill before this all happened, and it got cut off.
We only need $175 of this
but I also have MORE fucking meds that need picked up and also maybe a little money for groceries
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Please rb this if you can't donate, but even like $5 counts.
I know literally no one gives a fuck about schizophrenic people and you think we're dangerous and disgusting ( :) ), but possibly consider helping a heavily disabled trans man this Pride/Men's Mental Health Awareness Month
Potential reader roles for warhammer x readers that aren't serfs
Remembrancer
30k specific (generally all disappeared or were killed during/after the heresy)
wide variety of subroles (writer, pictographer, artist, etc)
comes into contact with basically every legion/faction
Historiter
40k specific (after Guilliman's reawakening)
originally the title of a person in the Historical Revision Unit which spread/catalogued propaganda but became the title of a person in the Logos Historica Verita which was created under Guilliman which focused on finding the truth in history
each hand-picked by Guilliman
comes into contact with all loyalist chapters/potentially every faction in the Imperium
Recolliger
potentially 40k specific (only seen in the Owlcat games so far)
acts as scavengers on wrecked ships, are dropped off for a few months to scavenge everything and are eventually picked up
★ Lion El’Jonson
$3 - Outer Watch
You get monthly updates, they are one paragraph long and say things like “Operations continue. Remain vigilant.” That’s it.
$10 - Inner Watch
You get access to private lore posts except they are mostly redacted.
Example:
On Trust and Necessary Silence
“During the campaign on ███████, I learned that loyalty requires ███████, especially when ███████ attempted ███████ with the ███████.”
$50 - The Locked Door
You receive one physical envelope a year. Inside is a wax sealed card that says ‘You aren’t ready yet.’
★ Fulgrim
$5 - Admirer
You get behind the scenes photos of his studio. Every photo is art directed and even the cable management is sensual.
$25 - Connoisseur
You get monthly aesthetic audits. Patrons submit outfits, rooms, poetry, paintings, table settings and Fulgrim critiques them. He is devastating and correct, people pay extra to be emotionally destroyed.
$100 - Muse
Fulgrim sends you a handwritten personalized compliment. It’s beautiful but also contains one subtle insult that will haunt you for years. Example: “Your instinct for color is charmingly brave.”
$500 - Patron of Perfection
You get invited to an annual livestream salon where Fulgrim discusses art, beauty and why everyone else misunderstood the theme. Nobody gets to speak unless called on.
★ Perturabo
$2 - Basic Access
You receive monthly diagrams. No greeting or thanks, just diagrams.
$8 - Structural Correction
You can submit one design per month for review and Perturabo will annotate it in red. Common notes include: “You guessed.” “Decorative weakness.” “This door placement reveals moral failure.”
$30 - Siege Seminar
You get a two hours livestream lecture. There are no jokes, only equations and a mandatory quiz.
$100 - Personal Ruin
Perturabo reviews your home, office, fortress, minecraft build, emotional coping mechanisms or relationship communication style as if all were siege architecture. No one leaves unchanged.
★Jaghatai
$5 - Tailwind
You get travel notes, road photos and tiny philosophical essays posted from impossible locations.
$15 - Riders
You get early podcast episodes and route maps. Some maps are useful, some are poems, others may be smuggling routes.
$50 - Storm Riders
Monthly live Q&A from wherever he currently is. The audio quality is terrible and he answers questions while riding at illegal speed.
$150 - Ride With Me
You get one personalized challenge from the Khan.
Could be:
“Walk until your anger becomes weather.”
“Write the letter and burn the cowardice not the paper.”
“Race someone better than you and lose honestly.”
★ Russ
$3 - Pup
You get weekly voice notes, they are mostly Russ laughing, telling half a story and then getting distracted by a fight.
$10 - Packmate
You get access to the private Discord, it's loud, loving and has a single rule: no cowardice.
$25 - Feast Table
You get monthly recipes, drinking songs, saga fragments and relationship advice. The relationship advice is mostly 'say what you mean and then bite if necessary.'
$100 - Named By The Wolf
Russ gives you a nickname. You don't choose it and you can't appeal it.
★ Dorn
$1 - Brick
You get a thank you message. “Your contribution has been recorded.”
$5 - Wall
You get monthly planning templates. They are excellent and people become 17% more emotionally stable after using them.
$15 - Bastion
You get access to livestreams Fortify Your Week where Dorn calmly reviews tasks, boundaries, emergency plans and hydration.
$40 - Rampart
You can submit a problem and Dorn answers with a structured plan.
Relationship issue? Structured plan.
Burnout? Structured plan.
Moving apartments? Structured plan.
Existential dread? Structured plan with three contingencies.
★ Konrad Curze
$1 - Witness
You get access to posts uploaded at 3:17 am. They include things like “he lied because the room was warm.” No context.
$6 - Little Nightmares
You get monthly audio files. Some are horror monologues, legal confessions or just Curze breathing in a ceiling vent.
$20 - Court of Shadows
You can submit a secret and Curze will judge it. He doesn't give advice but verdicts. Examples: “Pathetic but not unforgivable.” “You knew.” “Apologize before dawn.”
$100 - The Air Vent
Once a year Curze mails you something.
★ Sanguinius
$3 - Feather
You get weekly reflections. They are short, kind and devastating.
Example: “You aren't weak because you wanted to be held, even stars collapse without balance.”
$10 - Wing
You get guided meditations, grief journaling prompts and early episodes. The audio quality is perfect and his voice lowers blood pressure across sectors.
$25 - Choir
Monthly livestream Questions of Courage. Patrons ask about fear, failure, love, leadership and grief and Sanguinius answers with impossible tenderness.
$100 - Golden Feather
You receive a handwritten message once a year.
★ Ferrus
$5 - Apprentice
You get monthly build plans. They are clear, practical and assume you are not an idiot but only barely.
$15 - Smith
You get brutal tool reviews. He once called a hammer a spoon with ambition.
$40 - Iron Standard
You can submit one project for critique. Ferrus replies with either "acceptable" or "start again", very rarely he says "good work".
★ Angron
He hates Patreon and refuses exclusive content, his page exists because someone told him people wanted to support mutual aid funds. Rewards include rage essays, anti slavery fund updates, furious voice memos and an occasional shockingly compassionate advice for people trapped in abusive systems.
$1 - You Should Not Have To Pay
You get everything.
$5 - Stop Giving Me Money
You also get everything.
$20 - I Said Stop
Still everything.
$100 - ARE YOU LISTENING
Everything plus Angron personally yells your name in the next episode. Not affectionately... or maybe affectionately, it's hard to tell.
★ Roboute Guilliman
$5 - Citizen
You get early episodes, transcripts and summary notes.
$12 - Administrator
You get templates. Meeting notes, incident reports, stakeholder maps, decision logs, personal finance sheets, habit trackers. All infuriatingly excellent.
$30 - Consul
Monthly livestream office hours. Guilliman helps patrons solve logistical, organizational or leadership problems. He is very kind and also notices all your process failures immediately.
$100 - Senatorial Circle
You get one annual systems review. He looks at your schedule, work habits, goals and bottlenecks then produces a realistic improvement plan. People come for memes and leave with functioning lives.
★ Mortarion
$3 - Mold
You get monthly posts. Topics include resentment, survival, bitterness, and why comfort is a trap.
$8 - Spore
You get access to Endure With Me audio. It's supposed to be motivational but sounds like being threatened by a haunted chimney.
$25 - Censer
You can submit complaints and Mortarion ranks them from valid suffering to weak whining.
$75 - The Unburied
You receive a yearly package, it includes a grey scarf, bitter tea and a handwritten card that says 'continue'.
★ Magnus the Red
$5 - Initiate
You get reading lists. They aren't beginner friendly no matter what he claims.
$15 - Adept
You get annotated transcripts. The annotations are longer than the transcripts.
$40 - Scholar
Monthly lecture livestream.
Supposed topic: one mythological symbol.
Actual topic: six civilizations, three metaphysical frameworks, four personal grudges and why everyone translated the verb wrong.
$125 - Inner Circle
You can submit one question and Magnus answers in a 30 minute private audio response. It will change your life but it won't answer the question directly.
$500 - Definitely Not Sorcery
You receive a focus sigil.
★ Horus
$5 - Listener
You get early episodes and polished reflection prompts.
$15 - Companion
You get monthly leadership letters. They are inspiring...Too inspiring. People start making life decisions.
$50 - Inner Circle
Monthly live called Command Presence. Horus answers questions by making each patron feel like destiny personally invited them.
$250 - Chosen
You receive a personalized video message. He says your name, remembers your goals and tells you what you are capable of. You immediately want to overthrow something.
$1000 - Mournival
Small group strategy sessions. This is how cults, startups and civil wars begin.
★ Lorgar
$3 - Listener
Weekly reflections on faith, longing, meaning and silence.
$10 - Candlebearer
You get guided contemplation audio. Very beautiful and dangerous if you are emotionally suggestible.
$25 - Scribe
You get annotated scriptures, essays and community discussion prompts. The discussion prompts escalate quickly.
$100 - Devotional Circle
Monthly livestream sermon. He calls it a lecture but everyone else knows.
$500 - Illuminated Name
Lorgar writes your name in gorgeous calligraphy with a short blessing. Patrons sob then they organize.
★ Vulkan
$3 - Ember
You get weekly kindness posts, little repair tips, and soup recipes.
$10 - Hearth
You get build plans for practical household items.
$25 - Hammer
Monthly livestream workshop. He teaches patiently, nobody feels stupid and everyone learns.
$75 - Forge Family
You can submit something broken, not just objects but routines, relationships, confidence, grief. Vulkan answers with repair advice where possible and comfort where repair is not possible.
$200 - Masterwork
Once a year Vulkan sends you a handmade small item. Every one becomes an heirloom.
★ Corvus Corax
Corvus doesn't like paywalls but he accepts support to keep the network alive.
$1 - Signal
You get everything essential. No hierarchy or nonsense.
$7 - Raven
You get zines, essays, reading lists and historical case studies on resistance movements.
$20 - Blackout
You get practical guides on digital hygiene, community safety, mutual aid organization, how to document abuses, how to disappear from bad systems without abandoning good people.
$50 - Safehouse
You fund free access for people who can't pay, that's the reward. Corvus personally thanks no one by name because he refuses to create clout hierarchies but sometimes patrons receive a plain message like 'you helped someone survive winter.'
★ Alpharius Omegon
$5 - Not A Patron
You receive nothing. The nothing contains clues.
$15 - Also Not A Patron
You receive bonus episodes that deny being bonus episodes.
$30 - Certainly Not Involved
You get access to a private Discord. Everyone in it is named Alpharius including you.
$100 - Compromised
You receive a monthly mystery file, sometimes it is an essay, a recipe, a list of your enemies or a list of people who think you are their enemy.
$500 - Hydra
You get personalized strategic advice. It arrives before you ask.
