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Semi-Hiatus
//Hi everyone! As you might have noticed, I have been... not here. I am doing well, I’m just REALLY busy! School + internship + work has been WILD, but!!! I am hoping to be here more than I have been! Thus-
As of now, I am going on a semi hiatus until December 18th.
I love you all and hope you are doing well! If you want to chat with me over IM, I will try to answer those when I can! <3
Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight
five times kissed (idk if this is too soon for this but I already love this ship -ownchoices
xoxoxoxoxo // @ownchoices
one.
this was not how it was supposed to go. bishop wasn't supposed to be anywhere near the shopping district of heatherfield. but they were, and the tracker attacked anyway, and of course, beautiful, brave bishop wastes no time. they see someone in need, and they help. cornelia loves that about them.
the realization startles her as much as it gives her peace. she never much liked having bishop as a bodyguard anyway. despite the fact that she might've thought some stray thoughts about seducing them when she was alone in her room, late at night.
it's for the best that bishop resigned from the post, even though her parents paid them handsomely.
cornelia can take care of herself. has been doing so since she was fourteen. and she wouldn't stop now.
and maybe the tracker is smarter than he looks, because his chain is sent hurtling towards bishop and the person they're protecting. cornelia doesn't think, she intercepts the attack and pain flares across her back. she thinks her wings might either be on fire or torn off her back completely.
bishop looks up, and cornelia looks down, and briefly presses her lips against theirs.
"get out of here. go."
two.
"do you know who maria medina is? i ran into her and she gave me her card," bishop questions and cornelia sighs: "she and her partner, joel mctiennan or whatever his name is, work for the government." cornelia curls against bishop's side, eyes fluttering shut. "this is more your ballpark but i don't trust those two as far as i can throw them." bishop chuckles and presses a kiss against cornelia's head. "i figured."
three.
bright laughter fills the hale penthouse and bishop perks up. they'd been waiting for a while. mr and mrs hale let them in, wanting to know how they were doing before departing for some sort of charity function.
the door all but flies open and lilian and cornelia walk in, laughing and teasing each other. a far cry from the animosity bishop had seen on their first day on the job as cornelia's bodyguard.
"someone had a good day," bishop laughs from where they're standing. lilian lights up and goes in for a hug before she realizes she's still gross from all her training and vanishes down the hallway, proclaiming she needed to wash the grime and sweat off of her.
"proud of you!" cornelia calls down the hallway and lilian's quip gets lost in the sound of the bathroom door slamming.
"so i take it training went well, then?" bishop questions and cornelia beams. "it went great. because she's a hale, and we hales are pretty great. besides, kadma says she's improving more and more each day." she gently pushes bishop up against the wall.
"do you wanna know what else we're pretty great at?" cornelia asks.
what starts out as an innocent kiss quickly becomes something else, something heated, and cornelia is content to let her hands roam over bishop's body, teasing, exploring until a loud retching sound reaches her ears.
"ew! that's so gross!" lilian pulls a face and cornelia steps away from bishop with a sigh while they laugh lightly.
four.
"i bet," bishop murmurs while they press a kiss against cornelia's shoulder, "that i know what you need." cornelia hums but doesn't deign to reply. so bishop resumes what they were doing before they spoke and kisses a path down cornelia's back.
five.
"what are you doing?" bishop asks. or attempts to ask. forming words is difficult when cornelia hale is sucking a hicky into your neck, after all. they feel cornelia grin against their skin. she halts her ministrations for a moment, all faux innocence as she says: "why, i'm returning the favor, of course."
“Do not draw me without reason. Do not wield me without valor.”
Danny Ramirez as Hector in Black Mirror season 6
my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor
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Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.
As with all german actors in the 30's, you always gotta check the World War II section of their Wikipedia page. Well im happy to report that Marlene Dietrich was in open opposition to the Nazi regime, and in 1937 donated her entire salary for a film (over 9 million dollars in todays money) to helping Jewish refugees :)
They should never have taken duels out of politics. politicians yearn to be allowed to shoot at each other these days you can tell
They are meant to be going out to the back garden and firing the world's most inaccurate dangerous guns at each other over minor disagreements it's literally their natural behaviour. like how birds nest and hermit crabs dig etc
Sorry idk why I'm possessed by the spirit of a duellist from like the 1820s rn
being knightcore doesn't mean you have to be pro-monarchy. you can just swear your undying fealty to your best friend or your crush or something
A pair of elaborate puffed and slashed Arm Harnesses, Germany, ca. 1520, housed at the Musée de l'Armée.
IT'S LATE AT NIGHT. He's lucky that he doesn't have any close neighbors, because for once in his life, Alex is making a bit of noise. He has finally decided to put together his bed, though, doing it in the middle of the night probably wasn't the most ideal timing. He would like to be asleep, sure, but he's been fucking awful at sleeping lately. Plus, he's getting tired of the makeshift bed because he hasn't actually put together his couch, either. One thing at a time, apparently.
It's a while before he actually grabs his phone to call them. Maybe he's an asshole for this. It's the middle of the night, after all. When they pick up, he answers them with, "Do you know anything about putting furniture together?" / OPEN.
Bishop had no problem being single. But being newly single post-breakup? Not their favorite thing in the world.
So when Alex called in the middle of the night, Bishop picked up without hesitation.
“Just because I’m a lesbian doesn’t mean that I’m automatically good with tools.”
A sigh.
“I’ll be there in half an hour. Don’t do anything.”
Friendly reminder
Won’t say it again!
cis people can reblog this btw
Chivalry Pendants // Winged Lion on Etsy
hospital themed starters
“ stop messing with your IV. ”
“ hey there - you gave me quite a scare. ”
“ this IV itches. ”
“ i think my nurse is trying to kill me. ”
“ i don’t want to have another surgery. ”
“ i’m tired of laying here in this stupid bed. ”
“ this medicine makes me feel so out of it. ”
“ i just want to go home. ”
“ i’m not leaving this room. ”
“ i feel so tired all the time. ”
“ i’m pretty sure this place is haunted. ”
“ i keep telling them i’m fine. i can go home! ”
“ you’re not fine. you need to rest. ”
“ it’s just a few more days, then i’ll take you home. ”
“ will you stop playing with the bed settings? ”
“ they said i might need another surgery. ”
“ the doctor said it could be worse. ”
“ the doctors are still running some tests. ”
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