the pathetic and friendless trixie

she/her STUPID STUPID STUPID WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[owo-mochji]

truly, i was a master at git

[notvoid]

this windows 95 era software we use at work has a rotating 3d skull gif if the person who owned the account died

[biteyourblog]

hey zed thats actually not fucking funny to joke about You Have eaten people

[ritahayworrth]

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

[ritahayworrth]

link to article

[cassiterite-tenring]

hi, filipino here. just want to say that our independence day is june 12, not july 4. july 4 is when the united states government decided that they would recognize our freedom, specifically because it is your independence day and they wanted to cement their cultural hegemony over our country. and because of their influence on our country this was recognized for a time as our independence day. we still commemorate it, but i hope you can understand why we don’t want our independence day to be associated so closely with our former colonizer. it wasn’t even a work holiday for us.

june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day

[houseofglass]

happy june 12 to you

[piizzazz]

epic lesbian pride moments with the most duo ever

[woman-becomer]

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

[owo-mochji]

tip: apparently extending and retracting a tape measure over and over again because you like how it sounds and feels isn't a good idea

source:

[owo-mochji]

this is what i imagine when i see the x86 instruction "wrmsr"

[rubytheyubi]

Starlight is debating whether or not to blast her or kiss her

[owo-mochji]

why did tumblr lighten the desktop dark theme am i crazy

[owo-mochji]

“what is this, some kind of dance- *stutter* dance revolution?”

“‘dance dance revolution’… i like that name.”

[tapwaterinmybelly]

We can tell

[owo-mochji]

:(

[owo-mochji]

“what is this, some kind of dance- *stutter* dance revolution?”

“‘dance dance revolution’… i like that name.”

[owo-mochji]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[billymayslesbian]

i keep thinking abt bump and cracking up

why.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this sounds like a privacy nightmare. actual panappticon.