[straightboyfriend]

it feels gurd when itouch my ouiner

[gazeldhazel]

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[realagent47]

it’s impossible

[sunburnt-brian]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

many would say that whispy woods or king dedede are the most iconic recurring obstacle in kirby. i disagree. it's actually this

[orcboxer]

why is kirby facing away from us

[orcboxer]

was it something i said

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[thatsoup]

Oh shit I better hurry

[dorothylarouge]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[cipheramnesia]

#mybrick

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

if you look up “statue” on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking

[aliveontuesday]

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

[cardassian-artistry]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

[hollowtones]

thought it comes from caves

[hollowtones]

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

easy mistake

[hollowtones]

ah, nuts

[hollowtones]

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you are thinking of quartz again

[hollowtones]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

who gave my dad a shadow crystal

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[anxeious]