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Get to know Kingsman recruit Gary âEggsyâ Unwin.
Sentence Starters { Protective Version }
âWatch out!â
âYou could have been killed!â
âRun! Hurry up, go!â
âSave yourself, Iâll hold them back.â
âLeave me here! Go! Hurry! I can handle it.â
âI promise Iâll make sure they donât hurt you.â
âThey better not have laid a damn finger on you or Iâll [insert threat].â
âI swear, if they so much as breathe next to you, Iâll knock them out.â
âIâm not leaving you here!â
âAnd let you get yourself killed?â
âAre you crazy?â
âAre you hurt anywhere?â
âI donât trust him/her. They seem off.â
âIâm saying this for your own good!â
âDonât worry. Iâll protect you.â
âI donât want to lose you! Youâre all I have left!â
âI wish you would ____.â in my inbox and my muse will respond.
Send (âŻÂ°âĄÂ°)⯠for my museâs reaction to yours punching out someone who was flirting with them!
I was in complete shock when I heard I got the part, Iâm still trying to comprehend it, to be honest. Even now it hasnât completely sunk in. Throughout the [Kingsman] audition process, I never got any directorâs notes. I just had to trust that Matthew liked what I was doing. He knows exactly what he wants and his eye for detail is phenomenal, but unless he doesnât like something he just leaves you to it, which in the end is quite good, because you get to make your own choices.
{{So, since it has been nine million yearsâŠ
Anyone want a short starter?}}
Send a âïž to find my muse lying on the couch with an outrageously high fever, clearly delirious.
Clumsy Oaf
~Send âClumsy Oafâ for my muse to run into your muse or to fall in front of yours~
Eggsy had to admit, he had been distracted.
While training to be a Kingsman was indeed rather challenging, it also was a great deal of fun for him. The process of becoming the best person he could be, to do something as cool as possibly becoming a spy thrilled him, but it could often lead to moments like this, where he just didnât stop to think or really pay much attention...
He hummed lightly as he walked, JB trailing along beside him as they strolled through the halls. Most of the other recruits took their pups outside, but for whatever reason, both he and the pug could relax a bit more indoors. He snorted, watching as the dog took off ahead of him and tried catch up before promptly tripping over his own two feet.
âBloody hell...â He groaned, making a mental note of where exactly he was hurt. He sighed, rubbing his elbow slightly, which had slammed against the floor before glancing upwards and finally realizing that he hadnât been alone. The tips of his ears began to turn pink, a small frown forming on his lips out of embarrassment. âPlease tell me you didnât see that...â
Iâve seen a lot of âreblog if youâll roleplay with such-and-such demographicâ posts lately, so I just want to say:
- I donât care if youâre male, female, neither, both, or any other gender option. - I donât care if youâre 14 or 114. I just need to be aware if youâre underage. (If youâre 114 and roleplaying on Tumblr, you are my hero.) - I donât care if youâre from X country or Y country or outer space or an alternate reality or are in fact a hamster with amazing typing skills. - I donât care if you have a fancy theme or something from the early 90s. I just need to be able to find the pages you want me to find. - I donât care if you format your posts or donât format your posts. - I do care whether or not you respect others. - I do care whether or not weâre having fun.
Thanks for being you! c=
Kingsman Series: Quotes pt. 1
Send me â for my museâs reaction to finding out that yours poisoned them
Send âClumsy Oafâ for my muse to run into your muse or to fall in front of yours.
things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences
â Â donât put your baby on the floor, Christ! â
â I know you wanted eleven kids but youâre having two so deal with it â
â oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right nowâ
â why are you still alive, youâre like 102! â
â get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you? â
â no you cant have your shitty friend over after school â
â yeah â whinge, whinge! you are so lucky I havenât drowned you in a poolâ
â you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with meâ
â it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!â
â oh come on, I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!â
â WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOMEâ
â woah, no. I didnât marry you for 200 shitty dollars whereâs my marriage cash?â
â who the FUCK didnât pay their bills. â
â I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again Iâm going to be so madâ
â stop listening to music and just go to bed! â
â I donât even know what language this isâ
â when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien babyâ
â um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?â
â donât you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burnâ
â look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerdâ
â aw hell no, I didnât want twins what the fuckâ
â guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool    before you jumped into it, huh? â
{{So, since it has been nine million years...
Anyone want a short starter?}}