no|coincidences

"tell me sweetheart when was the last time you let your heart decide"

[pukicho]

The fuck outta here Winnie the piss

[missjukebox8bit]

You wanna know why they censored Winnie the Pooh

Too many people made fun of the Prime Mininster of China for looking like Winnie the Pooh

So he just straight up banned Winnie the Pooh from the country

[pukicho]

Glad to see the leader of a superpower cant handle a kindergarten-level joke

[realbobdylan]

[oxgennnn]

How do they know me so well 🙄

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[decadenthumor]

[apologeticallyfat]

Lol same

[haunted-camaro]

…

[moonrocksoff]

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[oxgennnn]

Nope nope nope nope

[prettycolors]

#6c7893

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oxgennnn]

My kind of snake

[naturaekos]

[stickynutjuice]

ill buy minecraft and make your girl a nice house on the hills

[oxgennnn]

Better than most of these dudes

[viralthings]

Amazing aloe chunk

[oxgennnn]

Asshole

[frawgs]

if you read this you have a crush on me

[sunshinesalmon]

end my suffewing

[oxgennnn]

Wuddufuc

[space-pics]

Space Salami - The first ever salami launched to space, Italy 4 October 2018 [1600x800]

[oxgennnn]

Ayyyyyye this is my type of science

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we should all be living communally in castles 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

anyway thank you for listening to my religious and political beliefs

[fluffballchikorita]

It’s a thing, it’s called dorms

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that is the saddest possible response you could have typed

[giflounge]

Bioluminescence Defense

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

fuckin fish has a goddamn anime attack

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

At what level did this fish learn ice beam?

[phaxes]

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”

— Dr. Seuss (via coral)