[oxmac]

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

[oxmac]

Feelin cute

[love]

[oxmac]

Straight hair for the first time in half a year! Week of no rain

[necrophilofthefuture]

ok yes I see what you’re doing but why

[salem-rust]

maximum CRONCH

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[icecream-eaterrr]

early 2000′s r&b is so important like it was so sensual and romantic all at once. so beautiful.

[daydreaminsparkle]

[kedreeva]

[Source] [Convict Collars]

[txpokes]

Because saving kitties is important.

[viperas]

This is a freakn’ wonderful idea and needs to be spread around to let people know.

[honeysnap]

[gaynehollander]

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

[oxmac]

Almost at goal weight 😊 so happy!

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[reggienicolerocket]

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[femaleshits]

[magicalgirlenergy]