♥

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[toasteggs-000-deactivated202204]

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

[pokemonprofessor]

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

[kctiebell]

i will never,,, in all the remaining years of my life,,, forget the classic lie as to harry james potter looking snape dead straight in the eyes and saying roonil wazlib was his nickname

[cockhunt]

[helloimdumbo-deactivated2022050]

[hellanerd]

[birdgrandma]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[bob-belcher]

[greelin]

what i have learned from talking about my feelings

it’s better to not talk about my feelings

[biquid]

When the cops tell you they found your son’s body but you were just talking to him through the lights

[clovvenhoof]

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

[lndras]

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

[jakovu]

ten

[donald-tramp]

i hate u

[shortvideosandstuff]

[sicknymphet-deactivated20150531]

look I totally love girls and stuff but being friends with girls who aren’t feminists is so fucking exhausting like Idgaf that Suzy sucked dick for a McChicken last night Debra mind yo damn business