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Someone said the piece I'm working on, when the pixel layer is disabled, kinda looks like an invisible woman, so I implemented a few new parts to really sell the "invisible" look >:3 just for funsies

duncebento

i love posts that have a definitive line after which it's clear you can just go back to whatever it is you were doing. nothing intelligent will be said

#misread “mediation” as “medication” and got so confused #how does one take cops?#are they smoked?#injected?#a pill perhaps?

ghostowlattic

#GNARLISSIMO

bumblebeebats

So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

nedlittle

for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

#Avery Kelly #she skatin

whereserpentswalk

Made a meme.

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skelotom

Giant laser robot (it/its) girl says trans rights.

imstillalexcomic

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EXPLOSIVE MATERIAL WINS

however...

I think both finalists should have pins

prokopetz

There's a point beyond which focusing too much on the rarity of certain video game achievements becomes a sort of unintentional self-own on the part of the developer. Like, yeah, sometimes "only 0.5% of players have this achievement" feels like an accomplishment, but more often it's like "yeah, I fucking bet".

roll-thedice

#stellaris

transgenderization

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

thedigeridontt

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this

magnoliabloomfield

I can’t remember where I got the information now, but apparently if you stare silently for at least 4 seconds it triggers a feeling of rejection which I don’t have to tell you is uncomfortable and makes most people backpedal pretty quickly and awkwardly.

eldritch-bisexual

Immediately going concerned/extremely polite always throws people off their game, it's beautiful.

The Quiet Stare Of Disappointment is also super effective, indeed .

live-long-and-suck-it

My sister and I were walking across a car park.

Random bloke: Maybe if you walked more you wouldn’t be so fat

My sister stops dead, stares him in the eye and goes: Is everything alright at home?

I’ve never seen a man’s face turn to horror so fast

We just walked to her car and drove off

icemankazansky

The silent stare is so effective. I learned about it in social psychology in undergrad, and have often used it to great effect. Probably the best example is when I went to sign the papers on the car I was buying—I had already worked out a price and my trade-in with the salesmen the day before—and they decided they were going to take $1000 off the value of my trade-in. (I want to emphasize that I was buying a 10+ year old car; I ended up paying $8k total.)

"No," I said. "That doesn't work for me. If you're unwilling to honor the deal we made, I'm not buying a car from you."

Well, they talk for a living. So they talked. Here I am, a young woman on my own, and these two men at the dealership are giving me all the reasons they couldn't possibly honor the deal we made yesterday.

So I sat. I didn't say a word. I just stared at them.

They kept talking, trying to get a reaction out of me. After about 10 seconds, they abandoned all pretense of logical arguments and started hammering pathos. They weren't even buying my old car from me for the dealership; it was a personal favor for which they were using their own hard-earned money to help this poor guy at church who just got out of rehab and his house burned down and his children exploded and his dog left him for another man, etc etc

I didn't say a word. I just stared at them.

They began falling apart. They continued trying to hustle me, but their confidence left them. I think they might have been sweating.

Within five minutes they caved and signed the papers for our original deal.

finnglas

I have been told for years I am intimidating, and by people who had never even seen me angry. Just in general, intimidating. This absolutely baffled me until a friend one day pointed at me and said — “This! Right now! You’re being intimidating!”

Friends, I was staring silently at someone while inwardly flailing desperately to come up with a response to something they’d said that wasn’t overly rude but also was holding my ground. In my mind, I was being hellishly awkward. I couldn’t summon any charm, I couldn’t figure out a sentence to string together. Silence spooled out horrifyingly between us as I got farther and farther away from being articulate and became more and more flustered by this failure to respond. From the outside, I guess, I just looked like a stone cold bitch waiting for them to get their shit together, lol.

I still don’t think I’m intimidating but you know I’ll take it.

#what im gathering is that absurdity is incredibly effective in social situations #just reset everything back to zero

desire-mona

id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

desire-mona

yknow i posted this out of context to shock the pre existent dropout fans who hadnt seen the episode. i hadnt grappled with the idea that people who dont watch game changer at all would see this, which is probably gonna be my new favourite thing to see happen on my posts

derinthescarletpescatarian

#IT SLAYED ME THAT HE DIDNT LET THEM CHANGE OUT OF THE JOKER COSTUME#we know why so serious#the bit-o-meter is broken 😔

I'm pretty sure the Joker bit was put in there specifically so they'd have to do the affirmations and this dance in Joker costume.

wizardarchetypes

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

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